) tells him that they are going to boil him in the massive pot that they are all gathered around, and then eat him. However if he can put all the grapes he is carrying up his arse they will let him go. A quarter of an hour later he has just got a couple of grapes left when he bursts out laughing and all the grapes come flying out. The chief looks at him astonished. " you had two grapes to go and you would have been free, what can be so funny"
This is an old joke I found amusing as a schoolboy, it still makes me smile.
2 men get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they decide it's quite a small island and they need food. They agree to go in opposite directions and look for food, meeting up later on the other side of the island to make camp and eat what they have scavenged
One of the guys goes off and finds some grape vines, so picks as many grapes as he can carry and sets off to meet his mate. As he rounds a corner he is captured by a tribe of what are clearly cannibals. The chief, ( who just happens to speak English
The unfortunate man replies " I just saw my mate coming round the corner with an armful of coconuts"
