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Nathan

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When a famous person dies who is around the same age as you and people stop saying 'he was young for his age'.
 












Uncle Spielberg

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When you get up from the chair with an " aarrgghh " ! Surely a sign the best days are over now.
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Grey ear and nose hair. Don't even mention the pubes. An ABOMINATION !
 


edna krabappel

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In less than eighteen months, the DVLA will start issuing driving licences for people born in the year 2000 :ohmy:
 


edna krabappel

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The Grockle

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Your thai bride celebrates her 40th birthday.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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edna krabappel

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When the cashier at Tesco asks you for ID as you're buying a bottle of wine, and it makes your entire day.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Hairy back and Grey pubes. Not a winning combination.
 




edna krabappel

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And WHO told you this anecdote, pray tell :wink:

It happened to me a year or so ago.

When I stopped laughing, I realised she genuinely wasn't going to let me buy the wine if I didn't dig my driving licence out. Then she said "It's policy. We have to ask anybody who looks under twenty five".

Then I laughed even more.
 




Uncle Spielberg

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It happened to me a year or so ago.

When I stopped laughing, I realised she genuinely wasn't going to let me buy the wine if I didn't dig my driving licence out. Then she said "It's policy. We have to ask anybody who looks under twenty five".

Then I laughed even more.

That is GREAT Edna.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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When you look at the obitiaries to see if someone kuffed it before you.
 



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