[Albion] Jurgen Locadia - Discuss

Noah All

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The shed

• Jan 19, 2018

• #21

I thought we would be passing judgement on him after his first game,
but that might be a couple of weeks. We can't wait that long so here goes:-


Why the hell did we sign Locadia?

He's {insert abuse of your choice here}.

He can't {insert football failings here}!!

My {insert aged relative here} could do better.

What a waste of {insert entity squandered here}!!

FFS why didn't we sign {insert name here} instead?

Barber out!

 

LlcoolJ

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Sheffield

• Jan 19, 2018

• #22

Piss poor SINGING. Bloom OUT!

 

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portslade seagull

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portslade

• Jan 19, 2018

• #23

How do they expect anybody with a name like Jurgen to be a successful footballer, honestly

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #24

Oh dear! Locadia!

 

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HellBilly

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Brighton factually.....

• Jan 19, 2018

• #25

Why oh why could we not wait until deadline day, now I’ve got nothing to look forward to.....

Dutch Smutchz

 

brightn'ove

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #26

I’m team JL

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nordicgod

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polegate

• Jan 19, 2018

• #27

I hope Elvis has filled him in on the offside rules

 

Deadly Danson

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #28

brightn'ove said:

I’m team JL

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Please tell me his middle initial isn't C.

 

B-right-on

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Shoreham Beaaaach

• Jan 19, 2018

• #29

Maybe if we chuck a few million in we can to a deal with Wycombe Wanderers and get CMS back?

 

DavidinSouthampton

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #30

not seen any evidence that he can play left back.

 

Stat Brother

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• Jan 19, 2018

• Thread starter
• #31

brightn'ove said:

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hahahahaha you'll be eating humble pie by the skip load in a few weeks.


#WrongSideOfHistory.

 

The_Viper

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Charlotte, NC

• Jan 19, 2018

• #32

2 star skills in FIFA. No thanks.

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jan 19, 2018

• #33

Injury prone.

 

Coldeanseagull

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Coldean

• Jan 19, 2018

• #34

Jurgen....Kemy.... they sound the same really

 

larus

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In the land of hope and expectation....

• Jan 19, 2018

• #35

He’s so far up his own arse it’s unbelievable.
Not once has he clapped the fans at the end of the game.
Christ, he’s not even signed autographs either.

That’s the team spirit screwed - doomed to relegation.

 

Wozza

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Online

• Jan 19, 2018

• #36

Hasn't impressed so far, it has to be said.

 

clapham_gull

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #37

I'm not going to believe he has signed until Steve Foster has clarified the situation.

 

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Tooting Gull

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #38

Jan Verhaas, the eminent Dutch snooker ref and massive Feyenoord fan, has given his blessing FWIW. He said this evening at the Masters: "I'm glad he's gone so we don't have to face him any more. He's really good, and I think he will do well for you."

Which all sounds great, except that he also reckoned Elvis might be okay when he came from Rotterdam

 

Dolph Ins

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #39

OMG I thought he was the real deal. Right I will re-think this. Nope can't cope with that. Barber out.;

 

Lindfield23

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• Jan 19, 2018

• #40

Not a single goal to his name yet - why oh why did we bother?
Should have chucked 14 million at a PROPER striker instead, instead of SPUNKING it on the Dutch David Nugent