Misheard Lyrics

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JEM

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Bevendean

• Jul 10, 2003

• #1

Following on from the favourite lyrics thread, how's about favourite misheard lyrics?

My personal favourite is from Hendrix's Purple Haze:

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky"

heard as:

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

And just happens to be the title of the site, where you can find all your earwax induced little blinders.

http://www.kissthisguy.com

 

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Jul 5, 2003

18,187

Finding an entrance where I can

• Jul 10, 2003

• #2

In Grease, at the end when Olivia Newton John sings "Meditate in my direction" I always thought she said "Let me wait for your erection" - it's featured on that site

 

thedonkeycentrehalf

Retired

Jul 7, 2003

8,724

• Jul 10, 2003

• #3

Vanity made me think that the line in Funky Town was 'God I'm the One' rather than 'Gotta Move On'....

 

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Wilts

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Jul 5, 2003

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Bournemouth/Reading

• Jul 10, 2003

• #4

The new Beyonce tune apparently says "Sami Hyypia at right back".

 

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Lord Cornwallis

Dust my pants

Jul 9, 2003

1,254

Across the pond

• Jul 10, 2003

• #5

My inlaws live in Virginia, upon my first visit I came out with this little gem
"where's mountain Palmer then ?"
[John Denver's Take me home country road]
When it is infact "West Virginia, mountain Mamma"

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,840

Location Location

• Jul 10, 2003

• #6

In Frankie Goes To Hollwood's "War (what is it good for ?)", there's a line which goes:

"Love, coupled with a mans pride"

I always thought it said

"Love, coupled with a mince pie"

 

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Wilts

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Jul 5, 2003

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Bournemouth/Reading

• Jul 10, 2003

• #7

In Bert Bacharach's "I'll never fall in love again" sung in Austin Powers 2, there's a line that says:

"Whatcha gonna do, he'll never bone you", which is meant to be "phone". Definitely says "bone" in the tune though.

 

Gritt23

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Jul 7, 2003

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Meopham, Kent.

• Jul 11, 2003

• #8

Shania Twain in that song where she's in the desert in the video.

Lyric:
"You kiss your car goodnight"

I heard (still wonder):
"You kiss your cock at night."

honestly, listen to it thinking those words, and I'm sure I'm right.

 

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Wienergull

Geht in Ordnung

Jul 10, 2003

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Berlin Mitte

• Jul 11, 2003

• #9

On Bananarama's Robert de Niro's Waiting, I always heard the line "Robert de Niro's waiting, talking Italian." as "Robert de Niro's waiting, stocky Italian." Bizarrely enough, the same line features in the Kissthisguy website, misheard as "Robin the hero's waiting, the bald headed champion!" Mind you, the guy admits to taking interesting medication!

 

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Nurse Laura

Jul 5, 2003

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Chertsey

• Jul 11, 2003

• #10

This is one for Dave the Gaffer coz it really annoys me!!

Proper lyrics: "Where's Your Head at"

His lyrics: "Let your hair down"

 

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Jul 5, 2003

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Finding an entrance where I can

• Jul 11, 2003

• #11

WiltsRoyal said:

The new Beyonce tune apparently says "Sami Hyypia at right back".

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The main song from Lion King (the Swahili one, not Elton John) says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSENE WENGERRRRRRRRR"

 

Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Jul 11, 2003

• #12

I Wanna Be A Dog by the Stone Roses.

 

Lord Bracknell

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Jul 5, 2003

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104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Jul 11, 2003

• #13

My dear old ma thought the hype about the Beatles worldwide, live on TV launch of their new song was a bit over the top for a trivial ditty with the message All we are saying is Give Me Some Jam.