What a waste

El Presidente

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• Dec 5, 2004

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My mum has just been to stay for the weekend from Ireland, and told me beforehand she wanted to use the PC when she was here.

I therefore decided to wipe my collection of 700 porn movies from my hard drive, as if she saw a copy of 'Anal Pandamonium' or 'Swedish Cumbath 26' she might write me out of her will. It has taken my months to lovingly collect, edit, review, and rate all these movies, and then she turns up and goes nowhere near the bloody computer all the time she was here.

Back to the drawing board I guess.

Hrumph!

 

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Kryten

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Beach Hut

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #3

Does she use Google ?

 

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Yorkie

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dahn sarf

• Dec 5, 2004

• #4

Good old Mums

 

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Cian

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #5

Could you not have just encrypted them, or even renamed them?

My mother can't figure out how to turn on the PC, thankfully.

 

The Large One

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #6

...and this fella's a moderator?

 

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ShorehamGull

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #7

Mothers

 

El Presidente

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The Large One said:

...and this fella's a moderator?

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I am a moderator because I am Glued to the screen so much

 

Easy 10

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #9

Doing the old "teapot" then eh El P ?
Eh ? EH ?

Fnaar fnaar

 

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Rangdo

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• Dec 5, 2004

• #10

Couldn't you have created a guest account. It's unlikely she would search the file system isn't it? If you've got NTFS I think you can create file permissions although I don't so I'm not 100% certain.

 

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magoo

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• Dec 6, 2004

• #11

Never heard of cd burning?
What i want to know is, what's the point in having loads of porn? Do you actually watch it all more than once?

 

Uncle Spielberg

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• Dec 6, 2004

• #12

Mums expect it don't they ?. Remember when my Mum did some tidying of my flat when I was on holiday and found my stash of 50 porn mags down the side of the bed. Good old Mum !.

 

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Happy Seagull

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• Dec 6, 2004

• #13

Beach Hut said:

Does she use Google ?

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It would more likely be gargle

 

El Presidente

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Gazwag

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Gareth Glover said:

Mums expect it don't they ?. Remember when my Mum did some tidying of my flat when I was on holiday and found my stash of 50 porn mags down the side of the bed. Good old Mum !.

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Did she have time to read them all before you got back frfom holiday

 

El Presidente

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Gareth Glover said:

Mums expect it don't they ?. Remember when my Mum did some tidying of my flat when I was on holiday and found my stash of 50 porn mags down the side of the bed. Good old Mum !.

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A mate of mine had his Mum come round to tidy his flat and she found the STRAPON that he and his girlfriend used for a bit of DP action hidden in his wardrobe.

I believe the conversation was a little forced for a few weeks after that between him and his mum.

As for Gareth, I suspect his mum would be more offended by his betting tips than his porno stash.

 

Gazwag

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El Presidente said:

As for Gareth, I suspect his mum would be more offended by his betting tips than his porno stash.

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Apparently he said to his mate

"I bet you 50 quid my mum doesn't find my stash of porn"