Dead Baby Seagull advice

LamieRobertson · Jul 16, 2017

BBQ later?

pastafarian · Jul 16, 2017

ManOfSussex said:
Minutes applause surely?

Bit inappropriate given the poor chap couldnt clap......or fly
Minutes needlessly flapping of arms up and down surely.

Norman Potting · Jul 16, 2017

dazzer6666 said:
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RIP baby seagull you is with the angles,

ManOfSussex · Jul 16, 2017

#prayforgullyandsally

ferris_ferrit · Jul 16, 2017

WATFORD zero said:
Sea Gulls, to Cook.

Take a sharp knife and put in under the skin at the back part of the neck, and carry down to the tail feathers; after which pull off the skin down to the middle of the legs, and next take out the intestines. Leave the birds in salt and water for eight hours, when their fishy taste will be found to be quite gone, and you can either cook them as you would pigeon pie or in any other way.

Thanks guys. All gone, with minimal psychological damage to my daughter... I'll let you guess the method of disposal.

Wrong-Direction · Jul 16, 2017

Pigeon died on my doorstep last year, just stuck it in a bag in the wheelie bin, it's mate however decided to nest on a soil pipe and shat all down the side of the building!

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sydney · Jul 16, 2017

leave outside the nearest Chinese restaurant .....

sydney · Jul 16, 2017

BN9 BHA · Jul 16, 2017

Wrong-Direction said:
Pigeon died on my doorstep last year, just stuck it in a bag in the wheelie bin, it's mate however decided to nest on a soil pipe and shat all down the side of the building!

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sydney said:
leave outside the nearest Chinese restaurant .....

[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

Baker lite · Jul 16, 2017

Any dead wildlife I find I usually leave in the local park for the foxes.

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BN9 BHA · Jul 16, 2017

The Clamp said:
Put it in a bin and move on with your life.

Seeing as seagulls spend most of their time trying to get in a bin, this would be a good suggestion :wink:

sydney · Jul 16, 2017

bn9 bha said:
[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

Wong Dilection.......:snigger:

Wrong-Direction · Jul 16, 2017

bn9 bha said:
[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

Yeah but I still eat there occasionally!

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The Clamp · Jul 16, 2017

bn9 bha said:
Seeing as seagulls spend most of their time trying to get in a bin, this would be a good suggestion

I reckon it's playing dead for the sole purpose of gaining access to the bin? They'll be speaking and making spears next.

The Clamp · Jul 16, 2017

Tributes are being paid all across Sussex. His parole officer said he was a promising young gull who was planning on spending his gap year building nests for the impoverished gulls of Hastings while his Job Centre advisor said he was a happy individual preparing to make a good life for himself.

dejavuatbtn · Jul 16, 2017

The great shame about this is that is wasn't the bl**dy baby seagull that wakes me up at 4.00 every morning that lives on the roof opposite ours.

Eeyore · Jul 16, 2017

Justice said:
The shock of the new match day ticket prices was far to much for the poor little mite.

I know there is a 'no fly zone' over the AMEX this year. Any gull entering without a ticket will be met with one of the newly employed youth brigade of the Sussex Heights peregrines.

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