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[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts







Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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Quaxxann
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knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010
12,963
You can cut the humour. Give me a sweet, smelling muff or rose bud over any mentioned so far.
 




















Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
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Herts
Ummm - just wow.

A bit cringe-worthy in the men’s changing room; in mixed company it takes on a whole new level of unpleasantness.
 






Baker lite

Banned
Mar 16, 2017
6,309
in my house
Ummm - just wow.

A bit cringe-worthy in the men’s changing room; in mixed company it takes on a whole new level of unpleasantness.

I’ll even things up,
“He had a cock so big,I didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a bun”

“Talk about a small one...it was like a baby carrot on a frosty morning.”


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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,747
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I’ll even things up,
“He had a cock so big,I didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a bun”

“Talk about a small one...it was like a baby carrot on a frosty morning.”


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"He had a cock like a bookies biro"
 


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