[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

49,938

Faversham

• Sep 6, 2018

• #121

AK74 said:

The use of the word 'methinks'.

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'Apropos of nothing'. The correct reply being 'well, **** off then!'.

'Cerainly, that will be absolutely no trouble at all'. I asked you for the bill. Why not just say 'yes', you verbal diarrhetic ****. It obviously is a massive problem, and you'd rather be updating your Grinder

*cough* Actually I think that flinch better probably describes my reaction to all this bollocks than cringe *cough*. So, my bad. <sigh>

 

The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip

May 3, 2010

13,954

Rottingdean

• Sep 6, 2018

• #122

The Clamp said:

Men who leave all the cooking to the wife nearly every day but pull out one signature dish for a dinner party and talk as if they are just picked up their 3rd Michelin star..

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Very good! So true

 

getz

Active member

Jan 15, 2010

217

• Sep 6, 2018

• #123

Why oh why would Theresa May make a complete fool of herself in front of the world's press Corp. Can't she see it is toe-curling!

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,186

Surrey

• Sep 6, 2018

• #124

Actually, did anyone see Robbie Williams on the X-Factor on Saturday?

If you did you'll know what I'm talking about. The very definition of "cringe" right there.

 

E

Eric Youngs Contact Lense

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• Sep 6, 2018

• #125

Easy 10 said:

How are you with the word 'squire' ?

I must admit to using this with people I am familiar with, both in written and verbal form. I have a vague sense of it making me sound worldly, but I'm wondering now whether it just makes me sound like a catastrophic bell.

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I used to as well but stopped when saw an old Harry Enfield sketch.. couple of middle class idiots talking to each other at a party.. "How are we then?" "Reasonable, Reasonable" . Then go on to use the phrase "drop of the old 4 star" when offered a whiskey..

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,719

Worthing

• Sep 6, 2018

• #126

Any away fans singing “Your support is ****ing shit” and that includes ours when we’re away, and while I’m at it, away fans singing” (name of town) is a shithole, I wanna go home, etc”.
Go then, go on, ****off , you won’t be missed, you boring, unoriginal muppet.

 

Worried Man Blues

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Feb 28, 2009

6,615

Swansea

• Sep 6, 2018

• #127

People who say "you'll find this interesting................ no I bloody well won't

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,963

Newmarket.

• Sep 6, 2018

• #128

Toe rings and thumb rings.

 

alfredmizen

Banned

Mar 11, 2015

6,342

• Sep 6, 2018

• #129

The Clamp said:

You said it, Bushy, you said it.

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come on mate , you lead with your chin posting that

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Sep 6, 2018

• #130

Worried Man Blues said:

People who say "you'll find this interesting................ no I bloody well won't

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What if it's BBC One's "Heir Hunters" calling you up, and they've just tracked you down to say your Great Uncle Algernon pegged it 2 years ago and you're the sole heir to his £4m fortune?

That'd be bloody interesting...

 

alfredmizen

Banned

Mar 11, 2015

6,342

• Sep 6, 2018

• #131

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Indeed. Missus T loaths him, but I find him quite amusing and not the least bit irritating

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nor me

 

alfredmizen

Banned

Mar 11, 2015

6,342

• Sep 6, 2018

• #132

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Do you mean people who use the internet, or northerners talking about it, or southerners playfully mimicking northrners talking about it for low comedic effect?

'Appen my money is on the third option

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option 3

 

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016

24,480

West is BEST

• Sep 6, 2018

• #133

alfredmizen said:

come on mate , you lead with your chin posting that

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Haha! Fairs.
Ironically, it was done with a lot of self awareness. Nearly all of my posts are believe it or not
Some on here (not you by the way) take my posts far too seriously .

 

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

63,915

Withdean area

• Sep 6, 2018

• #134

Old politcians (can be from any party), lying that they like pop bands liked by youth. Even their mere mentioning of band names sounds awful.

Seeing and hearing rudeness by some customers in shops and restaurants. Some people are simply unable to utter the words "please" and "thank you". I go out of my way to be extra polite to such staff.

 

melias shoes

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Oct 14, 2010

4,830

• Sep 6, 2018

• #135

Questions said:

‘Can I get an espresso please’

No you fecking can’t.....that’s why the person in front of you is employed........they will get it.

SHUT UP.

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This.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,612

• Sep 6, 2018

• #136

Covers of songs in TV adverts.
Over emotive singing.
The last 20 years of commercially successful singer songwriters.
Adults on skateboards who are rubbish
Personalised number plates
Most of the words that have been added to the OED in my lifetime.
Fingernails down a blackboard.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,612

• Sep 6, 2018

• #137

So, ....

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,612

• Sep 6, 2018

• #138

Food marketing and packaging.

'Happy Eggs', anything with a story behind it, everything by 'innocent'.


The word 'journey'

 

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016

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West is BEST

• Sep 6, 2018

• #139

People talking/posting on social media etc too much about stuff that used to be regarded as private and personal. While I believe talking about things is vital and healthy there is a time and a place. Over-sharing is the phrase I believe?

 

Pevenseagull

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Jul 20, 2003

19,612

• Sep 6, 2018

• #140

Being introduced to someone who describes themself as a 'D.J.'