Fortune tellers , palm readers , ouija boards

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• Jul 8, 2017

• #21

Raleigh Chopper said:

Have you thought about contacting the club, you could help us stay up this season with those skills.
Sitting in the stands sticking pins in dolls that look like opposition players.

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I've already put my 'Parasitic Spell' on the Selhurst pitch.

 

Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012

4,703

• Jul 8, 2017

• #22

I found a fairground machine called Zoltan when I was a kid. I was really frustrated about being an insignificant child so I wished I was big.
The next day, unbelievably, my wish came true!
Crazy days laid ahead of me, I moved to the city, got an amazing job in a huge toy store, fell in love with a lady old enough to be my mother, played chopsticks on a giant keyboard with my boss, it's was all going amazingly well.
But it didn't last, I fell out with my best friend, I missed my family, but more importantly I missed being a kid.
I tracked down the Zoltan machine in the hope of becoming a child again and getting my life back. Luckily it all panned out ok.
I wouldn't mess with the supernatural again though.

 

Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011

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Horley

• Jul 8, 2017

• #23

Thunder Bolt said:

You know they use stooges?

There are plenty of fakes, but the occult is not something to mess around with.

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I don't beleive in life after death,heaven,God ect so from a personal point of view anything "occult" is nonsense

 

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003

10,188

Kitbag in Dubai

• Jul 8, 2017

• #24

Gabbafella said:

I found a fairground machine called Zoltan when I was a kid. I was really frustrated about being an insignificant child so I wished I was big.
The next day, unbelievably, my wish came true!
Crazy days laid ahead of me, I moved to the city, got an amazing job in a huge toy store, fell in love with a lady old enough to be my mother, played chopsticks on a giant keyboard with my boss, it's was all going amazingly well.
But it didn't last, I fell out with my best friend, I missed my family, but more importantly I missed being a kid.
I tracked down the Zoltan machine in the hope of becoming a child again and getting my life back. Luckily it all panned out ok.
I wouldn't mess with the supernatural again though.

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T Hanks for sharing it with us.

 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012

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Crawley

• Jul 8, 2017

• #25

Recently a midget clairvoyant escaped from Holloway prison, the Police said there was a small medium at large.

 

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010

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Quaxxann

• Jul 8, 2017

• #26

I can't see any future in it, personally.

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,968

Newmarket.

• Jul 8, 2017

• #27

Surrey_Albion said:

from a personal point of view anything "occult" is nonsense

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My missus swears by it, says it's great for her digestive system.

 

Lyndhurst 14

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Jan 16, 2008

5,129

• Jul 8, 2017

• #28

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,961

Eastbourne

• Jul 8, 2017

• #29

Raleigh Chopper said:

Stupid thread.
Ye gods have you not seen Derek Acora in action.
I mean how much more evidence do you need.

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Is he the feller that only gets possessed by people with scouse accents ?

I once gave a mate a hand to run a new cable to Eva Petrulengro's hut on the Palace Pier. After we finished she asked us if it would work ok now and my mate says "you tell me love, you're the fortune teller"

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,184

• Jul 8, 2017

• #30

Has anyone ever consulted the great mystic of the east, Professor Mirza?

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

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Burgess Hill

• Jul 8, 2017

• #31

Sam nails it around 45 seconds

https://youtu.be/Q6cLeLtckH4

 

OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006

12,935

Perth Australia

• Jul 9, 2017

• #32

Wouldn't waste my time with such mumbo jumbo and everyone who does the ouija board thing seems to have a 'scary experience' of some description.