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[Misc] Weeing in the shower.

To wee or not to wee (in the shower)

  • No, it's gross

    Votes: 39 24.2%
  • Yes, it's fine

    Votes: 117 72.7%
  • Other (Please specify)

    Votes: 5 3.1%

  • Total voters
    161


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham


Mr Putdown

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2004
2,899
Christchurch
I can’t get my head around people thinking it’s gross. Urine is almost certainly less bacteria laden than your skin yet that’s more acceptable to shed in the shower.

People are weird.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???

:lolol:
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
peeing_in_the_snow-2073.gif
 






Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
Jul 23, 2003
33,818
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???

I’m not having that. Butlins Bognor, in the 1990s, would have harvested it and sent it to the kitchen to be stewed as an extra dinner option.


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Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
the Correct way is to p!ss in the flannel and rinse it out afterwards, isn’t it?
 






Brownstuff

Well-known member
Feb 21, 2009
1,500
Hove
All for saving a bit of water
In years to come they will look back at our era and think what terrible water wasters we have been
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,867
I'm all for saving a bit of time in the morning.
 






DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jan 3, 2012
16,536
Has been known but I don't make a habit of it...….
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai




jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,150
Brighton
Pissing on your feet clears up athlete's foot.

Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole
 




El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,689
Pattknull med Haksprut
Madonna swears by it as she wees in her feet in the shower to prevent athlete’s foot.
 


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole

We live in a house which used to be the home of a rather opulent Iraqi family - and in every toilet there's a thing for squirting your arse. It's like a shower head on a hose, right next to the crapper.

I can tell you now that it trumps a toilet brush for dislodging the bowl-skidders no end, so they're staying :thumbsup:
 



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