Raleigh Chopper
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Just got an allotment, I will be putting in one of those half greenhouse half shed jobbies, the shed bit will definitely be manned up.
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[Misc] Man sheds , sorry ladies .
- Thread starter Taybha
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Lawn Mower - For a 5th Floor Flat ; I think not
BBQ - To eat blackened food, which for the most part ends up raw in the middle, I think not
Tools - If I need a job doing which requires manual labour, I hire someone to do it because frankly I have no interest in pretending such work is of interest to me
Sunbeds - Have no interest in lying onder bright lights just to look orange at the end of it. I would rather watch the Telly go to football or to the pub
Chain Saws - Potential Serial Killer........I will think about it in the future
If your masculinity is defined by a ''man shed'' and how big your ''Black n Decker'' tools are - then good luck to you young man
But where do you put all the stuff you might need one day?
The stuff you never use, find, be pleased you've found, then put away again, because you might need it someday.
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
As this is getting a bit confused,can I post this here (from North Shed Chat):
Should I be offended for the pig,the owner,the public,or the police officer?
Should I be offended for the pig,the owner,the public,or the police officer?
Ah you are no doubt referring to cellotape ?
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Sticky-back plastic,please.
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
No,it definitely starts with i.
I am currently disassociating from NSC (or vise versa) by tidying up the cupboard under the stairs.
If I need one of 9 (nine) spare bike tyres, not to mention road bike nos3, or a pair of rollerboots too small for anyone in the house, I now know exactly where to look.
I don't have any room in either of my sheds for that stuff.
I did throw a decent sized empty cardboard box into the hall, but Lil Miss Stat came scuttling out of her bedroom and snaffled that upstairs before it had time to make it into the recycling. Good girl.
I am currently disassociating from NSC (or vise versa) by tidying up the cupboard under the stairs.
If I need one of 9 (nine) spare bike tyres, not to mention road bike nos3, or a pair of rollerboots too small for anyone in the house, I now know exactly where to look.
I don't have any room in either of my sheds for that stuff.
I did throw a decent sized empty cardboard box into the hall, but Lil Miss Stat came scuttling out of her bedroom and snaffled that upstairs before it had time to make it into the recycling. Good girl.
What size are the ''Roller Boots'' - My Dad is 81 and said just the other day he is a ''bit slower on his feet than he used to be''. Perhaps they could be the solution to his ailment.
T'is a shame you're not asking for a Chinese Grandmother as they are size 3.
#BoundFeetGag
I've just had a sheds clear out and have got off the phone to Cranks just to confirm they will take anything.
Probably tomorrow I will be going over to donate:-
5 'complete' bikes.
1 frame
2 tag-a-longs
&
A box of 'stuff'.
That's going to leave us only 6 bikes.
Mercy me how will I cope.
Probably tomorrow I will be going over to donate:-
5 'complete' bikes.
1 frame
2 tag-a-longs
&
A box of 'stuff'.
That's going to leave us only 6 bikes.
Mercy me how will I cope.