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Football chants you no longer hear
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Guerrero
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In a deep dark corner of Selhurst Park where the Millwalls never been
Lies the chewed up remains of a Palace fan where the Brighton kicked him in
To hell with Crystal Palace
To hell with Bournemouth too
We'll fight,fight,fight for the Albion till we win division two.
Lies the chewed up remains of a Palace fan where the Brighton kicked him in
To hell with Crystal Palace
To hell with Bournemouth too
We'll fight,fight,fight for the Albion till we win division two.
Guerrero
New member
You've heard of Alan Mullery
You've heard of Alan Ball
But as for Terry Venables he's the queerest of them all
There ain't been nothng lke him in the future or the past
Cos all that Terry Venables wants is a c··k stuck up his a·se.
La la la etc.
Six months inside for homophobia these days!
You've heard of Alan Ball
But as for Terry Venables he's the queerest of them all
There ain't been nothng lke him in the future or the past
Cos all that Terry Venables wants is a c··k stuck up his a·se.
La la la etc.
Six months inside for homophobia these days!
Guerrero
New member
As I was coming down Old Shoreham Road
Singing,singing,Brighton are the champions
I saw Malcolm Alison sitting all alone all alone.
I said to him "Whats up my friend?"
He said "The palace lost again."
Singing,singing Brighton are the champions.
Singing,singing Brighton are the kings.
Singing,singing,Brighton are the champions
I saw Malcolm Alison sitting all alone all alone.
I said to him "Whats up my friend?"
He said "The palace lost again."
Singing,singing Brighton are the champions.
Singing,singing Brighton are the kings.
Guerrero
New member
We've got tiny Cox.....we've got tiny Cox.
Harry Roberts is our mate,is our mate,is our mate.
Harry Roberts is our mate......he kills coppers. Often sung n the old North Stand.
Very un PC these days and would probably get you nicked.
Harry Roberts is our mate,is our mate,is our mate.
Harry Roberts is our mate......he kills coppers. Often sung n the old North Stand.
Very un PC these days and would probably get you nicked.
Guerrero
New member
He's here
He's there
He's every f""ing where
Norman Gall
Norman Gall.
He's there
He's every f""ing where
Norman Gall
Norman Gall.
Working class pride
Banned
- Feb 14, 2010
- 4,932
How football has changed, when causing offence was a part of English humour, tolerated, expected and enjoyed but no longer acceptable because they are offensive.. the songs of yester year..
Will you tip toe through the north stand with your boots on, get your head kicked in, oh will you tip toe..
Boot wrapped around your head, you'll get a boot wrapped around your head
Its a long way to the station, its a long way to go
He's bald, he's bent his arse is up for rent, the referee, the referee..
One man and his petrol bomb went to burn down Selhurst
Jimmy's gonna get ya.. (when we had a world class central midfielder in Case)
Steve Foster M'lord, Steve Foster..
A shot, he scored it must be Peter Ward...
We got a Russian international.. (good old Gotsmanov)
Albion albion albion.. (sung properly)
10 weeks to palace... then 9 weeks to palace.. until the week before.. 1 week to palace very very very loud.. followed by the boxing day chant
You can stick your fking cow bell up your arse (to pompey obviously)
Does your whippet know your here (to anyone north of Gatwick)
I go down pub, to dink 10 pints, then I get really plastered, then I go home to beat my wife 'cause Im a northern *******
In your northern slums, you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think its a treat..
We're gonna nick your sweets and lollypops (to Watford)
One man went to tea, went to tea with Naarwich (at Ipswich went they were singing about a war wit Norwich)
No no, no no no no, Nogan
Flats the way ah ha ah ha I like it dododododododo
and many many more
Will you tip toe through the north stand with your boots on, get your head kicked in, oh will you tip toe..
Boot wrapped around your head, you'll get a boot wrapped around your head
Its a long way to the station, its a long way to go
He's bald, he's bent his arse is up for rent, the referee, the referee..
One man and his petrol bomb went to burn down Selhurst
Jimmy's gonna get ya.. (when we had a world class central midfielder in Case)
Steve Foster M'lord, Steve Foster..
A shot, he scored it must be Peter Ward...
We got a Russian international.. (good old Gotsmanov)
Albion albion albion.. (sung properly)
10 weeks to palace... then 9 weeks to palace.. until the week before.. 1 week to palace very very very loud.. followed by the boxing day chant
You can stick your fking cow bell up your arse (to pompey obviously)
Does your whippet know your here (to anyone north of Gatwick)
I go down pub, to dink 10 pints, then I get really plastered, then I go home to beat my wife 'cause Im a northern *******
In your northern slums, you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think its a treat..
We're gonna nick your sweets and lollypops (to Watford)
One man went to tea, went to tea with Naarwich (at Ipswich went they were singing about a war wit Norwich)
No no, no no no no, Nogan
Flats the way ah ha ah ha I like it dododododododo
and many many more
Baldseagull
Well-known member
Un PC on two levels
mickybha
Well-known member
- Jan 2, 2010
- 515
The famous Crystal palace went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Crystal palace went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Crystal palace went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said
WHO'S THAT TEAM THEY CALL THE ALBION
WHO'S THAT TEAM THEY ALL ADORE
etc ect
The famous Crystal palace went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Crystal palace went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said
WHO'S THAT TEAM THEY CALL THE ALBION
WHO'S THAT TEAM THEY ALL ADORE
etc ect
desprateseagull
New member
'You're going home, in a Sussex ambulance..'
Working class pride
Banned
- Feb 14, 2010
- 4,932
Not a song but before palace followed us to Wembley a few years later, that fabulous joke of "whats the difference between the Pope and Crystal Palace.. the Pope's been to Wembley.."
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Now I always preferred "you're going home in a St John ambulance" on the basis that in them days it was St John who provide cover at games and a county ambulance was no where to be seen.
BensGrandad
New member
My old man said be a Palace fan
the wanderbus
Well-known member
Well we did play Inter Milan once in the Anglo-Italian tournament (and Cagliari). More memorable than Johnsons Paint..
But he had a prayer, you didn't in the replay. 4-0 wasn't it even with the Fozz in your defence? WE lost to one scrappy goal by a defender who shouldn't have got through, Pards will tell you about it.
And we've been back for semis since. Have you?
We sing that in the north stand
kingcole
Well-known member
Come join us over here.........
Pssssssss (simulating escaping air when the ball hit the top of the railings hat penned us in the north stand.
Funeral march song when a player is injured
The song we used to hum when a load of police walked past the north stand.
'Tits out for the lads' when a female walked past the north stand
You'll never get a job instead of you'll never walk alone when playing Liverpool. 'Sign on sign on etc
He's bald, he's bent, his arse is up for rent (aimed at the ref)
We went home on a train that was puffing, brighton four and palace nothing.
Let us in let us in (when queuing outside the north)
Pssssssss (simulating escaping air when the ball hit the top of the railings hat penned us in the north stand.
Funeral march song when a player is injured
The song we used to hum when a load of police walked past the north stand.
'Tits out for the lads' when a female walked past the north stand
You'll never get a job instead of you'll never walk alone when playing Liverpool. 'Sign on sign on etc
He's bald, he's bent, his arse is up for rent (aimed at the ref)
We went home on a train that was puffing, brighton four and palace nothing.
Let us in let us in (when queuing outside the north)