DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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TOWIE = bunch of knobs from Essex showing that they really can't act when portraying 'real life' situations, but still somehow get amazing media contracts.
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TOWIE = bunch of knobs from Essex showing that they really can't act when portraying 'real life' situations, but still somehow get amazing media contracts.
Sompting_Seagull
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MOTD = from next year...hear Lineker et al...wax lyrical about the mighty Albion and how they are taking the premier league by storm!
Sompting_Seagull
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Real Housewives of Cheshire = spoilt rich northern bitches cat fight over their pointless lives...(can you tell what my missus watches...)
BHA Haywards Heath
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- Jan 31, 2012
- 35
Sherlock: watch while we convolute this plot so far that you begin to question its existence at all, aren't we genius!
Raleigh Chopper
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Songs of praise. A one off opportunity to fill a usually empty church with old people singing with a ridiculous amount of gusto.
Countdown. An afternoon of watching Racheal open her legs as she stretches for that final vowel.
The Jeremy Kyle show. Product placement for tattoo parlours and dentists.
The Chase. Overweight know all c**** belittle thick people, chirpy cockney.
Winterwatch. Two no marks sit in a freezing cold field watching a Robin trying to find some food.
Countdown. An afternoon of watching Racheal open her legs as she stretches for that final vowel.
The Jeremy Kyle show. Product placement for tattoo parlours and dentists.
The Chase. Overweight know all c**** belittle thick people, chirpy cockney.
Winterwatch. Two no marks sit in a freezing cold field watching a Robin trying to find some food.
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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Real Housewives of Cheshire - another example of the UK attempting to copy the glamorous US.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Made in Chelsea , Rich ugly slags who shag bellends
Blazing Apostle
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- Jul 30, 2011
- 319
Homeland - blonde women goes through whole gamut of facial expressions...every week
SUIYHP
The King's Gull
Coronation Street: 70% of all homicides in the greater Manchester area turn out to be localised in a neighbourhood full of mancs who can't act to save their lives/careers
pearl
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Brookside - sleepy little close where NOTHING much happens ever
Raleigh Chopper
New member
On The Buses. A bus driver tries to have it off with a clippy on a sofa.
withdeanwombat
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Broadchurch : Dr Who returns to untangle convoluted crimes.
Sky Sports : Damnable attempt to end Saturday at Three.
Sky Sports : Damnable attempt to end Saturday at Three.
Sussexscots
Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.
Loose Women - Period drama.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Trumpton. Useless fire brigade waste everyone's time rescuing cats from trees.
Colonel Angus
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Everything on ITV2 = Utter garbage usually with one or more 'celebrities' following a poorly conceived concept of a show, executed with even less thought and scarcely improved by the participants' overuse of make-up and alcohol.
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,417
Miranda. Overweight, unattractive, middle aged women fails at comedy.
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albionfan37
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Big brother
Bunch of wankers willing to do anything for fame
Bunch of wankers willing to do anything for fame
Masterchef - Greg yells about big, bold flavours
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