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Frankie

Put him in the curry
May 23, 2016
4,087
Mid west Wales
Benteke finally reveals that he has a twin sister and since leaving Liverpool she has been kindly filling in for him until he adjusts to Croydon's atmosphere and outstanding architecture , here's to 5 more seasons of his sister filling in .
 

Postman Pat

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
6,971
Coldean
Crystal Palace to be fined after revealing that Benteke is being paid on a goals scored basis and is therefore earning below the national minimum wage.
 

JBizzle

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2010
5,779
Seaford
HF disbanded due to increase in cost from concession to adult tickets. Pocket money said to "not cover price now the majority have turned 16"
 


The Gem

New member
Oct 17, 2008
1,267
"Usain Bolt comes in as a free agent to fill Zaha's hole" - Usain Bolt mysteriously released from Mariners to fill the Zaha-hole on £160k/week, only for Palace to realise that they've named their 25 man strong squad and can't play him.

The only "hole" that needs filling is that SH1T HOLE called Croydon. Land of the inbred.
 

studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,524
On the Border
In a reversal to an earlier visit to the Amex, CPFC fans break out of the ground after Murray completes his hattrick inside the first 15 minutes.

Croydon Advertiser headline

Borstal Breakout
 

Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
PALACE ALLOW FLASKS (In an attempt to fill empty seats!)
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Oct 8, 2003
49,051
Faversham
"Usain Bolt comes in as a free agent to fill Zaha's hole" - Usain Bolt mysteriously released from Mariners to fill the Zaha-hole on £160k/week, only for Palace to realise that they've named their 25 man strong squad and can't play him.

Usain is a big lad.........could be quite a stretch.....
 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Oct 8, 2003
49,051
Faversham
In the spirit of [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]'s original observation:

Benteke aiming to aim better to better the Palace outcomes better.
 


lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,664
Worthing
Palace face major funding loss as Government withdraws Child Benefit from club after Holmsdale Fanatics walkout.




Only reliant on Manager Roy Hodgsons old age pension now.
 


Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,110
Uwantsumorwat
Selhurst Park to be renamed in massive new sponsorship deal .

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