Duffy chant

Dick Swiveller said:

What the hell. How hard can it be to come up with a crap chant?

Goals are flowing,
All around me,
Children cheering, having fun.
It's the season,
For Brighton beating Palace,

Murray Christmas, Everyone.

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Morvangull said:

Hark now see the Seagulls play
winning all the way
and Murray scores for fun each game
because its Brighton's day

To the tune for 'Hark the Herald Angels

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Its a no for me.

OK, try this, to the tune of Modern, by Peter Hammill

Amex is strange, throbbing with life at its heart -
people are drawn together, simultaneously torn apart....
Foundations are shattered in the city
inside the barricaded doors;
hiding behind their walls, lonely as night falls,
maybe the people are waiting for Duffy.

Falmer is strange, seventh wonder of the earth -
gardens ablaze in colour, slowly rotting in the dirt
and, with Will Grigg on fire, you can't really see.
The hanging gardens sing,
but with a hollow ring :
Duffy is force, he's killing me....

Don't look back or you'll turn to stone;
look around before your goal is overgrown
with concrete slabs.
On your back the searching eyes that stab
between shower curtains, glinting,
but never owning to a name...
like the inmates of asylums
all the North Stand are contagiously insane....

Promotion is strange, the explosion of an age -
no-one really knows what to do,
and the PL is a cage.
It traps in ashen hours and concrete towers,
imprisons in the social order.
Football has lost its way,
madness takes hold today...
I can't live under water.

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Cheeky Monkey said:

You wouldn't mind but neither PJ or BR scan or rhyme in any way with the original lyric: 'someone special'

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GooGull said:

Beram Kayal

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hans kraay fan club said:

That would be quite literally, marvellous, if the one Christmas song we come up with, is for the one Arab in the team

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edna krabappel said:

What, like the one people occasionally try to start to the tune of Noel Noel?

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edna krabappel said:

Do we need to change the words? I'm not sure we do.

Why not sing the words everybody knows, apart from changing Merry to Murray.

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