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Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
A man has been found laying on the pavement with a severe injury. CCTV shows the alleged assailant cycling towards the victim before hitting him over the head with a large fish. The assailant was described as wearing a striped t-shirt and beret. Police believe he has been poissoned.
 




rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Made I larf .
 










Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012
4,635
All sounds a bit fishy to me, could be a red herring.
 


Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
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Herts
I don’t understand why the assailant is thought to have been poissoned. I’m more interested in what caused the injury to the victim.
 












narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
I find it difficult to believe that a man cod cycle one handed whilst holding a big fish, let alone getting the angle right to cause such a severe injury.
 


grubbyhands

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Dec 8, 2011
2,283
Godalming
He would have to Perch on the pedals to get the angle of the blow correct.
 






el punal

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For goodness hake, can't you see the police are floundering with their investigation. We await with baited breath to sea how the lines of inquiry are progressing. At present detectives are trawling through previous cases hoping for something to catch their eye - they really are stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.
 


FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016
2,829
I find it very difficult to believe that a fish can be swung with enough force to seriously harm someone. Most fish are quite floppy, so you cannot get great momentum behind an attack. Of course, the OP has given us a pathetic amount of information here - perhaps the fish was frozen? That would introduce all sorts of new problems with this news.

Frankly I think he's made this up to increase his post count. Not impressed.
 













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