Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
Exactly and with any luck I might just live to see it. Just think Neymar Junior, Junior, Junior will probably have just been sold for £12.2 billion!
Wow - something worth living for!
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last minute transfers on deadline day
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Exactly and with any luck I might just live to see it. Just think Neymar Junior, Junior, Junior will probably have just been sold for £12.2 billion!
Wow - something worth living for!
Raleigh Chopper
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Deadline day.
Lots of highly paid reporters standing outside gates with nothing to say, surrounded by a bunch of pissmidgets.
Harry Redknapp saying nothing is happening lads from his Jaguar.
An over excited Jim White.
Great fun.
Lots of highly paid reporters standing outside gates with nothing to say, surrounded by a bunch of pissmidgets.
Harry Redknapp saying nothing is happening lads from his Jaguar.
An over excited Jim White.
Great fun.
DarrenFreemansPerm
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Didn't Sky stop stationing their reporters outside the training grounds as it was getting out of hand?
- Jul 7, 2003
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I have a rather important engagement that day, but I'm sure the future Mr Krabappel won't mind if I slip out during the speeches and head down to Lancing briefly. Reckon a slightly pissed female in a long white dress, stood gawping behind the reporter as he announces the loan signing of Leon Best and Dean Hammond, would be a Deadline Day first?
Bladders
Twats everywhere
Prime Time TV this!
So reading through, the Sky Reporter will be surrounded by a pissed Up bride, some anal dildos with some Deep South man on man love in the background all to the tune of duelling banjos
Oh, and a lady with a Vote Labour sign
Cancelled my sky subscription too early it seems .
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So reading through, the Sky Reporter will be surrounded by a pissed Up bride, some anal dildos with some Deep South man on man love in the background all to the tune of duelling banjos
Oh, and a lady with a Vote Labour sign
Cancelled my sky subscription too early it seems .
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Stoke and West Ham were the winners... it changed to inside filming positions after that.
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withdeanwombat
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Meanwhile. I have just discovered that one of our earlier targets, Neymar, who signed elsewhere, earns (earns!) my weekly wage every 4 (that's 4) minutes. I'll be on screen in my British Heart Foundation suit and Crocs.
Jam The Man
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Yes about two windows ago. Fans can go to the venues, but they wont get to stand behind the reporters on camera
And I'll able to watch it all on a 6D virtual reality screen, from my nursing home, touch wood.
As Glenn Murray jnr jnr scores the goal that clinches our promotion to the UEFA Premier League (Atlantic Conference).
Happy days.
Shame. The only annoying thing was if you couldn't hear the jerk reporters say the same non-news they'd told us 30 minutes previous.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Ah bollocks, I was going to take a Tiki Torch and bed sheet.
Should be a first Edna, anyway congrats for your big day and best wishes for your future happiness.
Jam The Man
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I know..I only live about 5 mins away from the training ground so being a full kit wanker was a real option.
The Birdman
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lets hope Mr TB and PB and recruitment team give you a good wedding present two Strikers and a world class full back. Have a great day
lets hope Mr TB and PB and recruitment team give you a good wedding present two Strikers and a world class full back. Have a great day
If the gates are locked and lights out, with no new strikers, the angry mob will head off to Winstanley's country pad
AmexRuislip
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According to the BBC, Liverpool fans have been tracking flights at Liverpool airport in the event of any marquee signings.
Any Albion plane spotting agents at LGW or Shoreham?
The Birdman
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Any news of what's going on at the training ground any strange movements ( that should get some wierd comments)
- Jul 7, 2003
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lets hope Mr TB and PB and recruitment team give you a good wedding present two Strikers and a world class full back. Have a great day
Hmmm, with the benefit of hindsight, it turned out to be the the footballing equivalent of the guest who logs on to the wedding list the night before the big day, to find all that's left is the matching His 'n Hers flannels and a box of tealights.
(My day was brilliant though, regardless of Albion transfer ****wittery, so, thanks
)
Marshy
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Hmmm, with the benefit of hindsight, it turned out to be the the footballing equivalent of the guest who logs on to the wedding list the night before the big day, to find all that's left is the matching His 'n Hers flannels and a box of tealights.
(My day was brilliant though, regardless of Albion transfer ****wittery, so, thanks
Congrats Edna.