brighton terra
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I’d like to see Nicole Sherzinger drown in a massive vat of yoghurt. Not because I don’t like her, as she seems nice enough, but because those adverts when she gets yoghurt on her nose are so irritating!
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[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?
- Thread starter Stephen Seagull
- Start date
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,161
I can think of a perfect use for the GTech AirRam. And no cord to hold me back...
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,723
My personal preference would be for Nicole to succumb to acute lactofungal blood poisoning as a result of all that yoghurt smearing.
But your way works as well.
Excellent thread by the way.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
I would imagine affording Bradley Walsh was a once in a decade option for a local leasing company. Probably saving their pennies for Conley next.
Technohead
Active member
Joe Hart having an accident in the shower after slipping over on the suds left by his Head and Shoulders.
Megazone
On his last warning
Kevin Keegan killed from a bottle of Brut.
The first and only time someone is killed by Brut force.
The first and only time someone is killed by Brut force.
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Does this guy not know that lanyards are for either an ID thingy or a mobile phone, NOT the office phone attached round your neck.
Meanwhile the TUI ad drives my wife nuts, but the woman in the ad is only an actress earning a few bob.
And I cant think of any 'stars' who put their name to loan companies (other than Mike Ashley).
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
That self righteous lab puppy drowned in the lav trying to get the toilet roll.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Nigel Farage. I’d like him to be in a plane when the moment the U.K. leaves the EU....which then drops out of the sky when all the UK’s access to EU air traffic control is switched off.
Pickles
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- May 5, 2014
- 1,315
You must be joking!
She is so gorgeous and sexy that my pc hasn't needed a virus check since she's been on the ads...
She is stunning....
larus
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Diane Abbot in a sealed container filling with water. There’s a door release which she has to press the correct button to open the door. Only 1 attempt allowed.
There are 4 buttons marked A, B, C and D.
The question is:
What is the odd one out?
A Million
B Billion
C Trillion
D Brazilian.
larus
Well-known member
Did she advertise sealed containers full of water?
As much as Farage advertised ATC
Raleigh Chopper
New member
I am trying to find out if Gemma Collins has ever promoted rope.
As much as Farage advertised ATC
The clue was EU....
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,683
I'm not sure if they've ever advertised anything but I'd quite like Paddy McGuinness and Keith Lemon to kick the bucket together.
Raleigh Chopper
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They would have needed to advertise buckets to qualify and as far as I am aware they haven't.
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,683
I could beat Paddy to death with a couple of bingo balls in a sock.