[Humour] Joke Du Jour

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Bodian

Well-known member

May 3, 2012

11,837

Cumbria

• Jan 10, 2019

• #21

He needs to Keep Right and not Give Way to his thieving tendencies, or he may find himself on a Slippery Road. Maybe his employers could send him for councilling?

 

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Bodian

Well-known member

May 3, 2012

11,837

Cumbria

• Jan 10, 2019

• #22

narly101 said:

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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All the signs?? There are 140 pages worth of traffic signs alone. https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/519129/know-your-traffic-signs.pdf Stealing them all sounds a bit unlikely to me.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,786

Coldean

• Jan 10, 2019

• #23

Makes me wonder, with the amount of CCTV about, I would've thought the authorities would've acted before he'd actually finished lifting them. The man hours now involved in replacing them and the endangerment to road users because of their removal got me thinking there must be a more plausible medical reason for this purloining