CAPTION competition

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dennis

Well-known member

Aug 1, 2007

1,151

Cornwall

• Jul 1, 2014

• #21

when I said the Algerians are gonna stuff the Germans I meant ..............

 

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dennis

Well-known member

Aug 1, 2007

1,151

Cornwall

• Jul 1, 2014

• #22

I see the Germans are playing the E 4 5 1 Cream formation

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,588

• Jul 1, 2014

• #23

<Muller> "You are not ze normal medic...NEIN, NEIN, MEIN ARSCHLOCH!"
<Dr. Lampard> "Take it Fritz, now vengeance is mine!"

 

Dr Q

Well-known member

Jul 29, 2004

1,793

Ilkley

• Jul 1, 2014

• #24

So zat is vere Herrr Blatter is hiding his suitcases full of bribe money!

 

Willy Dangle

New member

Aug 31, 2011

3,551

• Jul 1, 2014

• #25

Just a little deep heat and you'll soon be up and running.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

New member

Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Jul 1, 2014

• #26

Entire German squad under suspicion of match fixing after a huge bet was laid that a German player will be anally fisted in the 67th minute.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

New member

Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Jul 1, 2014

• #27

Entire German squad under suspicion of match fixing after a huge bet was laid that a German player will be anally fisted in the 67th minute.

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,823

Ruislip

• Jul 1, 2014

• #28

Hiney said:

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

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And the numbers for the Euro lottery are...............................

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,229

• Jul 1, 2014

• #29

Orange gains revenge for having pips squeezed

 

Lankyseagull

One Step Beyond

Jul 25, 2006

1,839

The Field of Uck

• Jul 1, 2014

• #30

Concussion you say? OK, how many fingers?!

 

Everest

Me

Jul 5, 2003

20,741

Southwick

• Jul 1, 2014

• #31

"I do hope you're not gonna shove that up my HHHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO"

You really set yourself up for these [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]

 

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Nitram

Well-known member

Jul 16, 2013

2,178

• Jul 1, 2014

• #32

Hans you idiot, you're supposed to keep the number nine in your pocket

 

symyjym

Banned

Nov 2, 2009

13,138

Brighton / Hove actually

• Jul 1, 2014

• #33

I hope you washed your hands before you stuck your fingers up my ****

 

Weststander

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Aug 25, 2011

64,061

Withdean area

• Jul 1, 2014

• #34

"My great grandad taught me this ... listen carefully and you can hear those damn English sappers tunnelling wherever you are in the World. Never mind, we go again, for the third time against Belgium".

 

Hiney

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

19,396

Penrose, Cornwall

• Jul 1, 2014

• Thread starter
• #35

Everest said:

"I do hope you're not gonna shove that up my HHHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO"

You really set yourself up for these [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]

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hahahahaha

Love it. (Not literally of course)

 

Weststander

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Aug 25, 2011

64,061

Withdean area

• Jul 1, 2014

• #36

FIFA doctor takes the RANDOM in newly-announced gender verification tests, too far, interrupting a WC match.

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Jul 1, 2014

• #37

Hiney said:

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

Click to expand...

Hybrid_x - "And NSC didn't believe me about the anal probing aliens"

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,855

• Jul 1, 2014

• #38

Everest said:

"I do hope you're not gonna shove that up my HHHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO"

You really set yourself up for these [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]

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Ha ha. THAT'S what I'm talking about!

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Jul 1, 2014

• #39

'I know now isn't a good time, but we can kill two birds with one stone and do your screentest for 'Gay Kraut Fistfest IV' while no-one is looking, ya?'

 

The Stout Yeoman

Master Farter

Aug 14, 2003

916

59 Le Petomane Boulevard

• Jul 4, 2014

• #40

Let me know when Im getting Klose ...