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Villa Game - Fancy Dress
- Thread starter Tim Over Whelmed
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I'll bring the video camera.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Absolutely the last poster that I expected to be the first to offer
It took me a while to understand why. #naive
jakarta
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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If it takes place at Villa Park, we will probably get a cease and desist request from the club, as Sky and BT have the rights at the ground and paid for the money shot.
- Jul 7, 2003
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The mildly amusing thing about this Portillo idea is that I'm sure plenty of the Portillo-dressers in attendance won't bother with the Bradshaw's Guide, they'll just wear brightly coloured slacks and blazers.
Other, non-Albion, onlookers won't register that they're meant to be Portillo: they'll just assume that a fair percentage of Brighton & Hove Albion fans dress like, and quite possibly are, total WEIRDOS
Other, non-Albion, onlookers won't register that they're meant to be Portillo: they'll just assume that a fair percentage of Brighton & Hove Albion fans dress like, and quite possibly are, total WEIRDOS
Medwayseagull
JCB
The mildly amusing thing about this Portillo idea is that I'm sure plenty of the Portillo-dressers in attendance won't bother with the Bradshaw's Guide, they'll just wear brightly coloured slacks and blazers.
Other, non-Albion, onlookers won't register that they're meant to be Portillo: they'll just assume that a fair percentage of Brighton & Hove Albion fans dress like, and quite possibly are, total WEIRDOS
Anyone who aspires to look or dress like Portillo is a weirdo in my book.
Baker lite
Banned
The mildly amusing thing about this Portillo idea is that I'm sure plenty of the Portillo-dressers in attendance won't bother with the Bradshaw's Guide, they'll just wear brightly coloured slacks and blazers.
Other, non-Albion, onlookers won't register that they're meant to be Portillo: they'll just assume that a fair percentage of Brighton & Hove Albion fans dress like, and quite possibly are, total WEIRDOS
Anyone dressing up and NOT taking 'a Bradshaw' is SILLY.
Any suitable sized 10p old book from a charity shop will do, wrapped in a home-made 'Bradshaw' dust cover. Doesn't matter how shit your home-made cover is, does it? The shitter the better, frankly.
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There are leaders, and there are followers. This is from 2007 in Cheltenham, featuring [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION], who has a tongue like and electric eel and LOVES the taste of a man's tonsils.
Liking this from a Sunderland board:
Michael Portillo's clothes...
Bit of a dandy like......watching him on the excellent Great Continental Railway Journeys and he's been like a ****ing peacock......pink trousers matched with a royal blue blazer......bright red blazer, tangerine trousers, yellow shirt....every colour under the rainbow.
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/michael-portillos-clothes.1147742/
Michael Portillo's clothes...
Bit of a dandy like......watching him on the excellent Great Continental Railway Journeys and he's been like a ****ing peacock......pink trousers matched with a royal blue blazer......bright red blazer, tangerine trousers, yellow shirt....every colour under the rainbow.
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/michael-portillos-clothes.1147742/
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
I hope they do make the effort with the book.
I'm worried that I might get to Villa Park and, after spotting some chap in a mustard coloured blazer, aquamarine shirt and fuchsia slacks, go to congratulate him on his superb fancy dress effort.
Only for him to look bemused and go "What?".
I think someone probably has paid for the rights to wear mustard at football, so you won't be able to put up a photo of it on NSC, or anywhere else for that matter.
Translation for the men who (like me) have no idea what colours exist outside of the main primary colours - mustard = yellow, aquamarine = blue, fuschia = pink (that's a pale kind of red).
Once I hear (usually) women start talking about 'taupe', I am completely lost...
- Jul 7, 2003
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Where do we stand on cerise, aubergine, vermillion and taupe?
- Jul 10, 2003
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Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
You make a good point. I'll have to pop out at lunch and get one today