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[Football] How much are you worth in todays transfer market?
- Thread starter Stephen Seagull
- Start date
corrected for you !!
Goring-by-Seagull
Well-known member
- Jan 5, 2012
- 1,980
10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.
Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32
Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
41.13
I'll send Barber an email, I'm available.
I'll send Barber an email, I'm available.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,205
£2,764,338.60 for me
*If i was a 21 year old Premier League player who was over 6ft and the perfect BMI for the profession.
I'm actually worth £0.00 and i still think that's an over-inflated price.
*If i was a 21 year old Premier League player who was over 6ft and the perfect BMI for the profession.
I'm actually worth £0.00 and i still think that's an over-inflated price.
martin tyler
Well-known member
- Jan 25, 2013
- 5,845
£26.71
madinthehead
I have changed this
£0.03
Me and my Monkey
Well-known member
- Nov 3, 2015
- 3,354
£0.00! What a bargain! Quick, Chris, snap me up!!
darkwolf666
Well-known member
Nowt - but at least my BMI is less than my age!!!
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Minus £10 
AZ Gull
@SeagullsAcademy Threads: @bhafcacademy
10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.
Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32
They valued me at 0.0p
despite also having the perfect BMI for a footballer.I can only assume their valuation is based upon my age (49) - have the cretins never heard of Stanley Matthews?
In thirty seconds I felt like a footballer tonight with Manchester City winning and BTTS. Doncaster Rovers unbelievably scored at the same time in the 96th minute too at Scunthorpe to complete my goals galore. That type of luck almost always goes AGAINST me. Shame I didn't get noshed off by a WAG though in the thirty seconds.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
HURRUMPH! £0.00
Ok, so a 52 year old, overweight, smoker is not necessarily the ideal left back, but surely not zero
Ok, so a 52 year old, overweight, smoker is not necessarily the ideal left back, but surely not zero
B*ll*cks. The only thing against me was my age. Perfect height though at 5ft 11'. Dependable left back/wing when I was younger.
3p.
3p.
10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.
Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32
Teddy Sheringham was 41 when he was still scoring goals for West Ham in the Premier League. There's always hope.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Disappointed that there isn't a demand for 3 foot 100 year olds who weigh 25 stone.
Or maybe there is, but I'm not in that part of the internet.
Or maybe there is, but I'm not in that part of the internet.
thedonkeycentrehalf
Retired
- Jul 7, 2003
- 8,625
HURRUMPH! £0.00
Ok, so a 52 year old, overweight, smoker is not necessarily the ideal left back, but surely not zero
Let BG be the judge of your abilities as a left back!