[Food] B'B'Q must haves

Barham's tash · Jun 25, 2018

Patience - all the comments around using an oven first etc or poorly cooked/undercooked/burnt meat make me laugh.

It’s about heat management, patience and good skills. You can’t chuck anything on the griddle walk away or carry on drinking for ten minutes and expect to come back and find it done to perfection.

However in the spirit of the thread I’d say grill space. Just make sure you’re not trying to cram too much on and always leave some empty grill space not directly over the coals to keep things warm once done.

God I miss having a garden with a BBQ.

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wellquickwoody · Jun 25, 2018

Good weather.........

Blue&WhiteSea · Jun 25, 2018

Barham's tash said:
Patience - all the comments around using an oven first etc or poorly cooked/undercooked/burnt meat make me laugh.

It’s about heat management, patience and good skills. You can’t chuck anything on the griddle walk away or carry on drinking for ten minutes and expect to come back and find it done to perfection.

However in the spirit of the thread I’d say grill space. Just make sure you’re not trying to cram too much on and always leave some empty grill space not directly over the coals to keep things warm once done.

God I miss having a garden with a BBQ.

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Oh but you can http://barbeskew.co.uk/charcoal/barbeskew-ii/

Easy 10 · Jun 25, 2018

DavidRyder said:
I do like eating outside - but agreed, can't stand the constant flapping to keep flies off. I know they wouldn't eat much, but it's the principle!

Its not so much what they'd eat - its the fact that just before landing on your plate, they've been knee-deep in dogshit.

(If indeed flies have knees).

Tom Bombadil · Jun 25, 2018

Barham's tash said:
Patience - all the comments around using an oven first etc or poorly cooked/undercooked/burnt meat make me laugh.

It’s about heat management, patience and good skills. You can’t chuck anything on the griddle walk away or carry on drinking for ten minutes and expect to come back and find it done to perfection.

If you can't cook very well why the hell do you think you'll be able to barbecue. Been to too many friends and family barbeques where the man of the house ( it's always the man) thinks he's going to be the bbq master despite never cooking at any other time and having zero cooking skills.

sydney · Jun 25, 2018

you purists can mock but a gas barbecue is the way forward .......my gp informs me that charcoaled meats are laden with carcinogens.

astralavi · Jun 25, 2018

Beware having bbqs in Hanover area as one concerned neighbour is putting this through doors

TWOCHOICEStom · Jun 25, 2018

astralavi said:
Beware having bbqs in Hanover area as one concerned neighbour is putting this through doors
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I love the "use public areas instead" bit. It's the absolute textbook NIMBY.

It is an OUTRAGE!!!... Fine yeah go do it somewhere else but NOT HERE!

Billy the Fish · Jun 25, 2018

WATFORD zero said:
Cornish Sardine Fillets

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After years of serving Sardines, it saves filling the bin with heads and backbones

That's just wrong! Nothing better than BBQ'd whole sardines.

schmunk · Jun 25, 2018

astralavi said:
Beware having bbqs in Hanover area as one concerned neighbour is putting this through doors
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Putting this sort of crap through doors is an ANTI-SOCIAL NUISANCE.

bhafc99 · Jun 25, 2018

astralavi said:
Beware having bbqs in Hanover area as one concerned neighbour is putting this through doors
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Triggaaar · Jun 25, 2018

Easy 10 said:
Its not so much what they'd eat - its the fact that just before landing on your plate, they've been knee-deep in dogshit.

(If indeed flies have knees).

And then in order to tuck in to your food, they have to vomit on it first.

Triggaaar · Jun 25, 2018

A proper wood fired oven.

brakespear · Jun 25, 2018

Triggaaar said:
A proper wood fired oven.

Couple of times now I've looked into putting one of these into the garden, you can get kits for it

Triggaaar · Jun 25, 2018

brakespear said:
Couple of times now I've looked into putting one of these into the garden, you can get kits for it

Decent kits are expensive, but you can get really nice ones. Is making one an option for you?

I'd love one, but not allowed one at the moment.

brakespear · Jun 25, 2018

Triggaaar said:
Decent kits are expensive, but you can get really nice ones. Is making one an option for you?

I'd love one, but not allowed one at the moment.

Ah, as to whether I'm allowed or not is another matter. And it has to wait until I've completed all the other stuff I need to do just to make the garden look presentable

nicko31 · Jun 25, 2018

BBQ Chimney starter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVav--CWSlk

Lighter fluids and instant light stuff, no way...

Uncle Buck · Jun 25, 2018

Imodium.

Notters · Jun 25, 2018

pastafarian said:
Must have?
An oven......in the house........to cook things properly first.

Justice said:
BBQ = smells good tastes like shit

Uncle Buck said:
Imodium.

You're doing it wrong!

Easy 10 said:
Its not so much what they'd eat - its the fact that just before landing on your plate, they've been knee-deep in dogshit.

(If indeed flies have knees).

Of course it's actually far worse than that, as they actually gobble up the dog shit, let it fester inside them, then vomit it onto your food.

Easy 10 · Jun 25, 2018

Indeed.

Lunch, anyone ?

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