[Albion] Just used Breast milk for my afternoon cup of tea ......

knocky1 · Feb 28, 2018

Wonder what he uses when he has run out of cream for his coffee?

Wellesley · Feb 28, 2018

I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

clarkey · Feb 28, 2018

Wellesley said:
I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

Interesting story, but missing the most important piece of detail - was the binman well endowed?

nicko31 · Feb 28, 2018

Better than cows milk

Questions · Feb 28, 2018

Wellesley said:
I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

He’ll want your nice sized tip at Christmas now.

Gabbafella · Feb 28, 2018

hopkins said:
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Women? Plural?
How many women are casually leaving jars of breast milk lying about?

Is it PotG? · Feb 28, 2018

PTC Gull · Feb 28, 2018

Mustafa said:
That's disgusting. You do realise that it's not been pasteurised??

I suspect that wasn't the only thing that didn't get past his eyes! :lolol:

banjo · Feb 28, 2018

beorhthelm · Feb 28, 2018

jackanada said:
In response to another poster it's not been pasteurised but does have its own anti bacterial properties.

and pasteurisation is less concern when the milk hasn't come from a mud and shit covered udder.

LowKarate · Feb 28, 2018

Straight to hell!

Mackenzie · Feb 28, 2018

hopkins said:
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Psychobilly freakout · Feb 28, 2018

hopkins said:
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Oh Errr

FatSuperman · Feb 28, 2018

Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

Bridcutt · Feb 28, 2018

Weird how you all freak out about drinking human milk but you're all fine drinking milk from a cow

hoveboyslim · Feb 28, 2018

FatSuperman said:
Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

Human drinking milk from a bull. Who told you that was milk?! :ohmy:

AmexRuislip · Feb 28, 2018

hopkins said:
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Your mum

hart's shirt · Feb 28, 2018

One can only hope that he thanked her for the mammaries.

Jim Van Winkle · Feb 28, 2018

FatSuperman said:
Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

Minus the bull and the cat. You do have a good point.

moggy · Feb 28, 2018

Should build up your immune system nicely

Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

[Albion] Just used Breast milk for my afternoon cup of tea ......

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Habitual User

Well-known member

Thrifty non-licker

Micky Mouse country.

GOSBTS

A. Virgo, Football Genius

New member

Old Brightonian

HellBilly

Attachments

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Share this page