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Most agonising pain?
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DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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Paint balling - back of the legs at close range. I thought I was going to pass out with the pain! (it wasn't just the one shot, I was getting blitzed by someone using up their last 'bullets'!)
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The Stout Yeoman
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Got to be that ... I have had a couple - none for a long time though so I must be cutting my toenails correctly!!. For one I was referred to the local hospital to have it rectified under local anaesthetic - and there lies the problem straight away - the big toe doesn't have much meat in order to perform the injection - so after three failed attempts for the anaesthetic to take hold I told the doc to go ahead anyway - not a good idea . I was climbing the walls in agony as he took the offending toe nail out - had to apologise afterwards for screaming out "you are a f*ckin c*nt" during the procedure. Up until that point I'd little or no sympathy for the ingrowing toe nail club ...
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,885
Your exclamation made me laugh - sorry, I don't usually laugh at other people's pain!
Yeah that's me. And yeah it was incredibly painful!
Still have the photo if anyone's interested!
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Oh my GOD
Whoislloydy
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I had a tumour in my throat removed June 2015 but this also caused my tolsils to inflame so they had to come out too so they could get to the tumour. I wouldn't wish the pain i endured on ANYONE.
2 1/2 weeks for AGONY. i lost 1st 7lbs in that time because i couldn't physically eat anything
2 1/2 weeks for AGONY. i lost 1st 7lbs in that time because i couldn't physically eat anything
beefypigeon
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- Aug 14, 2008
- 960
My most painful experiences are both Chron's related.
When not under control, some of the stabbing pains I used to get were unbearable. The nature of them being inconsistent meant you weren't sure when they would occur and so were not prepared for them when they happened.
The other was my most recent Colonoscopy. Weaving a camera up and around the minute bends in my small intestine, with no pain relief, has to be right up there. Absolute agony.
When not under control, some of the stabbing pains I used to get were unbearable. The nature of them being inconsistent meant you weren't sure when they would occur and so were not prepared for them when they happened.
The other was my most recent Colonoscopy. Weaving a camera up and around the minute bends in my small intestine, with no pain relief, has to be right up there. Absolute agony.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I've been shot at paint balling between the front of my legs at close range, repeatedly. I managed to make it to the dead zone, removed my face protector, gasping for air and did briefly pass out. Pain subsided after a while, like all other kick in the ***** and there was no lasting damage and I felt fine within 20 minutes. I stuffed multiple balaclavas down there as protection for the rest of the day though.
Is your nickname lucky?!
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,158
Not the worst pain I have experienced but I went paintballing with my dad a few years ago. We only played one game and my dad's leg went so I had to take him to A&E. I had a short sleeve top on and the amount of people at A&E who thought I was the patient because of the bruising that had come up within 2 hours. Didn't help that my glasses steamed up inside the face mask so I was rubbish and got shot a lot but still - stupid game.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
ooooh faaarrkkk.....:eeeek:
fat old seagull
New member
Losing my dog....
some time ago now ...but still hurts.
some time ago now ...but still hurts.
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
A catheter that wasn't fitted properly had me rolling round the floor screaming whilst my pee was spraying out, got to the hospital and the nurse then yanked it out without deflating the balloon. I've never known pain to compare to that day
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
omg........ help me,i am in sheer agony merely sympathizing..... eerrggghhhh
Taybha
Whalewhine
Whoislloydy
Well-known member
Watching Emile Heskey score against us at The Amex last season, then my Bolton mate in the away end instantly ringing me as they chanted.
Painful.
Painful.
penny's harmonica
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- Jan 30, 2012
- 733
I once came close to cutting the top of my thumb off with a circular saw and it hurt especially the next day but nothing comes close to kidney stones. Only time I have ever puked because of pain.