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Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

All i hear is 'grim poodle basher'
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,802
Ruislip
My partner still thinks it’s “like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time”. Genius. It’s too funny to correct her...

Yours?

Is this a post mod era type thread, whilst slumming it with the lower class oiks :thumbsup:


Elton John's "Tiny Dancer."

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza,"





PS: my smilies are still not smiling :wink:
 






















Saltydog

New member
Aug 29, 2011
1,406
Ocean Wave
Thought (Cameo) “word up” was “murder” ... oh and young salty though “i’m every woman” was “slime every woman” ...... now there’s an image :ohmy:
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,441
Earth
UB40 Food For Thought

I always heard "I'm a prima donna" and not "Ivory Madonna"

Another UB40 Classic ‘One in Ten’

“I have a one inch head, a number on the leist”
 




madinthehead

I have changed this
Jan 22, 2009
1,752
Oberursel, Germany
Destiny's Child - Independent Women
The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett
The clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett
The rock I'm rockin', Alf Garnett
etc..
 








Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
So Lonely by The Police sounds like Sue Lawley
 


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