DAFT Bint membership

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,411

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Jul 26, 2003

• #1

In the spirit of full consultation and democracy for all womankind, I have unilaterally decided that the following are initial requirements for DAFT Bint membership. Along with leg waxing.

1) You must totally refrain from posting or even bothering to look at the "Thread full of Beautiful Ladies".
2) Reduce the number of smileys to one per message.
3) No longer quote the Life of Brian as if it were the Word of God.
4) Do not use the c word.
5) Make sure you look nice before sitting down at the computer. Or are, at least, fully clothed.
6) Agree that Bobby Zamora, Gary Hart and Federico from Big Brother are all God's gift to DAFT Bint-kind.
7) Do not respond in kind to taunts by Watford O, SM BHAFC or any other posters who try and act big on NSC, unless you have something extremely witty to say in reply.
8) Do not start polls. DAFT Bints do not start polls. We are interested in people, not percentages.
9) Occasionally admit on NSC that you might have got something wrong.
10) Oh - and the c word. Don't even think about using it.

 

Last edited: Jul 26, 2003

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coach03

Member

Jul 22, 2003

832

Brighton. Well, Saltdean, Actually !

• Jul 26, 2003

• #2

Not 'Getting' football !!

 

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rool

Well-known member

Jul 10, 2003

6,031

• Jul 26, 2003

• #3

Im a bit worried, I qualify for almost all of those except 6 and I'm a geezer.

Which C word are we talking about though *rystal Palace or C you next tuesday. I try never to mention either

 

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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred

Jul 5, 2003

32,367

dahn sarf

• Jul 26, 2003

• #4

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,411

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Jul 26, 2003

• Thread starter
• #5

munster monch said:

Im a bit worried, I qualify for almost all of those except 6 and I'm a geezer.

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Even the leg waxing?

 

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rool

Well-known member

Jul 10, 2003

6,031

• Jul 26, 2003

• #6

errrr no, not the legs anyway, have been known to do a bit of nipple waxing at parties though. does that count

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,411

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Jul 26, 2003

• Thread starter
• #7

munster monch said:

errrr no, not the legs anyway, have been known to do a bit of nipple waxing at parties though. does that count

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Nope. Sorry. Not even if you do the back of your neck.

 

Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy

Jul 15, 2003

29,224

Brighton, United Kingdom

• Jul 26, 2003

• #8

Lush said:

In the spirit of full consultation and democracy for all womankind, I have unilaterally decided that the following are initial requirements for DAFT Bint membership. Along with leg waxing.

1) You must totally refrain from posting or even bothering to look at the "Thread full of Beautiful Ladies".
2) Reduce the number of smileys to one per message.
3) No longer quote the Life of Brian as if it were the Word of God.
4) Do not use the c word.
5) Make sure you look nice before sitting down at the computer. Or are, at least, fully clothed.
6) Agree that Bobby Zamora, Gary Hart and Federico from Big Brother are all God's gift to DAFT Bint-kind.
7) Do not respond in kind to taunts by Watford O, SM BHAFC or any other posters who try and act big on NSC, unless you have something extremely witty to say in reply.
8) Do not start polls. DAFT Bints do not start polls. We are interested in people, not percentages.
9) Occasionally admit on NSC that you might have got something wrong.
10) Oh - and the c word. Don't even think about using it.

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so i **** say the c word , got it right so far, unless you think i've got it wrong , whos up for a poll on it ! oh and by the way watford 0 your a ****, that federicos a bastard , where have my clothes gone ! , stuff this i'm off to the thread of beutiful ladies


so when can i join !

 

Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy

Jul 15, 2003

29,224

Brighton, United Kingdom

• Jul 26, 2003

• #9

just joking ( sorry everyone !)

 

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JEM

New member

Jul 5, 2003

686

Bevendean

• Jul 26, 2003

• #10

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver - with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Can I join?

You sometimes wear Evian skin cream...

 

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Lord Cornwallis

Dust my pants

Jul 9, 2003

1,254

Across the pond

• Jul 26, 2003

• #11

11) do not start threads about driving.

 

Lady Bracknell

Handbag at Dawn

Jul 5, 2003

4,514

The Metropolis

• Jul 27, 2003

• #12

I have been respectfully invited, on behalf of the DAFT Bints to offer up just a few more rules.

12. Do not start threads titled "Didya see the minger fatboy/turkey/sheebo/safeway etc... pulled in The Event last night". DAFT Bints are never mingers - and they avoid the testosterone-filled hellhole that is The Event on a bad (every?)night.

13. Do not have to email the mods, in shame-faced horror when reading the incoherent, but horribly revealing, drunken truths they posted at 3.00 am. DAFT Bints email their friends at 3.00am instead.

14. As for the 'c' word - don't be a fuckwit. It's out of bounds

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,795

• Jul 27, 2003

• #13

1) Never looked but I did stick a pic of Julie Christie in Dr Zivago up once or twice
2) I like my bananas and they look better as a team
3) Y
4) Y
5) When on here, Y
6) ?
7) Y
8) Guilty once
9) Y
10) Y

and there ain't enough hours in the day for this monkey to wax

...................I'm not getting in am I

sod it

c'mon guys do your stuff:

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,411

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Jul 27, 2003

• Thread starter
• #14

15. (After consultation with Fran Hagarty) You are also allowed to shave any part of your body depending on your personal preference.

Except your head.

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Jul 27, 2003

• #15

Lush said:

15. (After consultation with Fran Hagarty) You are also allowed to shave any part of your body depending on your personal preference.

Except your head.

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Shouldn't this post be on Safeway's "do you like random" thread

 

Last edited: Jul 27, 2003

tedebear

Legal Alien

Jul 7, 2003

16,865

In my computer

• Jul 27, 2003

• #16

 

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Trish

New member

Jul 5, 2003

515

• Jul 27, 2003

• #17

Now that rule 15 has been added I feel that I can abide by all the rules and be a worthy member of DAFT bints. Have never used the c word, I like the guys in No. 6, and wouldn't dream of starting a poll - not even to find out which posters (including the gentlemen) wax, lady-shave, or Immac (or indeed which parts of the body they wax, lady shave or Immac).

 

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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred

Jul 5, 2003

32,367

dahn sarf

• Jul 27, 2003

• #18

I do have to confess I did once start a poll, but that was on the old NSC and just the once.

I have seen the error of my ways and will never stoop so low again

 

Everest

Me

Jul 5, 2003

20,741

Southwick

• Jul 27, 2003

• #19

8. Does that include a poll on your fav lippy colour?

Now there's an idea....
Watch this space

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

72,035

Living In a Box

• Jul 27, 2003

• #20

In rule 4 it says no C word - the m word was used in another thread is that OK ?