Worst chat-up line

Publius Ovidius

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

46,047

at home

• Dec 18, 2014

• #21

Herr Tubthumper said:

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

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Boom boom. The old ones are the best

 

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Soulman

New member

Oct 22, 2012

10,966

Sompting

• Dec 18, 2014

• #22

When you die do you go stiff. (Yes)......Well i think i'm dieing a little bit.

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,790

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Dec 18, 2014

• #23

Biscuit Barrel said:

I was on a lads holiday in Tenerife about 15 years ago. I was on the pull one night and was having no luck. A few girls were gathering on the pavement outside the night club as it was approaching closing time. I decided to go up to one of the uglier girls and asked her if she fancied coming back to my place. She said "no thanks". I was completely crest fallen and said "come on darling, I must be like Bred Pitt to you". I got a very hard slap for my troubles.

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Brother of Brad?

 

Washie

Well-known member

Jun 20, 2011

5,503

Eastbourne

• Dec 18, 2014

• #24

I'm lost, can you show me the fastest way into your pants

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,976

Newmarket.

• Dec 18, 2014

• #25

Herr Tubthumper said:

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

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Zundapp surely?

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,288

West, West, West Sussex

• Dec 18, 2014

• #26

A mate of mine who is deaf simply uses............ "Ever shagged a deaf bloke?"

Amazingly, I've seen it work a couple of times too

 

Seagull58

In the Algarve

Jan 31, 2012

7,285

Vilamoura, Portugal

• Dec 18, 2014

• #27

You don't sweat much for a fat bird

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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NSC Patron

Jul 24, 2007

10,207

Arundel

• Dec 18, 2014

• #28

el punal said:

Brother of Brad?

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South African brother of Bred Pitt!

 

Paris

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Jul 17, 2010

4,080

13th district

• Dec 18, 2014

• #29

"Are you American?"

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,790

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Dec 18, 2014

• #30

Tim Over Whelmed said:

South African brother of Bred Pitt!

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Very clarssy!

 

Publius Ovidius

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

46,047

at home

• Dec 18, 2014

• #31

Hi, my name is dave and I support brighton and play golf. Ok, bye then

 

Dougie

Well-known member

Jan 11, 2012

5,707

• Dec 18, 2014

• #32

A friend of mine ( I know ) had no luck with " get yer rat out " chat up line . In fairness he perfected it and became a major player in the cat whiskers in streatham .

 

Everest

Me

Jul 5, 2003

20,741

Southwick

• Dec 18, 2014

• #33

Reminds me of this (starting at 21:12)

 

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albion1972

Banned

Dec 14, 2014

523

• Dec 18, 2014

• #34

Is there a mirror in your knickers? Because I can see myself in them.

 

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swervy_123

New member

Dec 2, 2009

181

brighton

• Dec 18, 2014

• #35

Friend of mine walked up to a bird at a bus stop And said to her ..do you want wet knickers .. Little did he no her mum was standing beside her ,didn't go down to well I can tell you,,,

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,118

• Dec 18, 2014

• #36

When experiencing a 'Sahara' tried "I'm on the pull, you on the pill". Drought continued...

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Dec 18, 2014

• #37

I like that dress your wearing, it would look great on my bedroom floor.

 

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turienzo's lovechild

New member

Oct 25, 2003

23,964

• Dec 18, 2014

• #38

someone i know once got "you're not bad for a black lass"

it was up north

and she's not even black

 

Kumquat

New member

Mar 2, 2009

4,459

• Dec 18, 2014

• #39

Do you wanna go halves on a b*stard?

 

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Norman Baker suck my lozenge

New member

Feb 24, 2004

6,638

Freshening up for the Ladies.

• Dec 18, 2014

• #40

Once you get the helmet in it stops hurting.