Diagnosis Murder v Columbo

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• Jul 23, 2003

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Just who is the best of the post Neigbours mid-afternoon boredom killers?

Or would you rather have a nice cheese sarnie?

 

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bewdley

• Jul 23, 2003

• #2

Christ! Have we really come down to this? Roll on the start of the season!!!!!

 

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• Jul 23, 2003

• #3

cheese anyday for me thanks, cant beat a cheese toastie or cheese on toast!

 

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• Jul 23, 2003

• #4

MMmmmmmmmmmmmm........................


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Sam

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• Jul 23, 2003

• #5

Cheese, glorious Cheese!


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• Jul 24, 2003

• #6

Yeah, nice link Sammy!

 

Stumpy Tim

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• Jul 24, 2003

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Actually, it's a great question. When I lived in Brighton I used to work from home a lot, and had the same problem. For me, Diagnosis Murder wasn't good enough for that timeslot. Quincy was always the pick, followed by Murder She Wrote & then Columbo. I often put music on if Diagnosis Murder came on

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

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But what about Ironside? I never got into it, but some of my student fraternity swore by it...

 

Stumpy Tim

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• Jul 24, 2003

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Ironside! Lord no. That's an immediate turn off. There's no way a man in a wheelchair in that time period would have access to where he's allowed to go.

Now Quincy is where it's at

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

• #10

I have to agree Quincy was a class apart

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

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Now, you've started to pick at my life here. I hate Quincy. How many times are we supposed to believe that this irrascible shit actually cares about the rights of people on Native American Reservations? He's a fly-by-night campaign-jumper with a v-neck sweater and a bevvy of beauties wanting to lick his disgusting wrinkled body. All he does is force doors open, shout at his superiors and then go off for drinks at his pimp mate's porn-bar, while Sam, his put-upon slave, does all the work. Then, when Sam has solved the case using science, Quincy (first name withheld) strolls back onto the scene, collects the accolades and then gets some girl to rub his ancient flaccid penis on his stolen houseboat, sipping champagne and talking about the war.
I hate him.

I also hate Columbo.

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

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I love Ironside because it was absolutely ridiculous. The black guy with the afro cracks me up.

I'm not the biggest Quincy fan but i do find Diagnosis Murder quite fun, especially the ones where there is a big incident.

 

Meade's Ball

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• Jul 24, 2003

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ALright. Since you asked.
Columbo is a squinty-eyed stalker. There's no point watching the programme, because we both see the murder at the start, and we have to go through watching the pervert slowly torture Leonard Nimoy until he confesses. We all know that his wife doesn't actually exist and he's having sex with a pack of local dog-sluts. He keeps an elastic band around his nob all day, hence the odd expression, and i don't even think he is a policeman.
In the end, he had a sex-change and became Lacey - the constantly-pregnant cow/whiny police-bitch.

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

• #14

And relax

 

Meade's Ball

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• Jul 24, 2003

• #15

Never! Not while tv detectives distort my sense of justice!



Wexford you say? Wexford!!!

 

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• Jul 24, 2003

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"Now that all seems to make sense, Mr Senator, but there's just one thing which is bugging me... one thing which doesn't quite add up..." etc etc

 

Stumpy Tim

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• Jul 24, 2003

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Meade's_Ball said:

Now, you've started to pick at my life here. I hate Quincy. How many times are we supposed to believe that this irrascible shit actually cares about the rights of people on Native American Reservations? He's a fly-by-night campaign-jumper with a v-neck sweater and a bevvy of beauties wanting to lick his disgusting wrinkled body. All he does is force doors open, shout at his superiors and then go off for drinks at his pimp mate's porn-bar, while Sam, his put-upon slave, does all the work. Then, when Sam has solved the case using science, Quincy (first name withheld) strolls back onto the scene, collects the accolades and then gets some girl to rub his ancient flaccid penis on his stolen houseboat, sipping champagne and talking about the war.
I hate him.

I also hate Columbo.

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Comedy genius! Thing is though, what you have just described is exactly correct & that's what makes it one of the best programmes ever made

 

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• Jul 25, 2003

• #18

Diagnosis Murder.

 

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• Jul 25, 2003

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Meade's_Ball said:

Now, you've started to pick at my life here. I hate Quincy. How many times are we supposed to believe that this irrascible shit actually cares about the rights of people on Native American Reservations? He's a fly-by-night campaign-jumper with a v-neck sweater and a bevvy of beauties wanting to lick his disgusting wrinkled body. All he does is force doors open, shout at his superiors and then go off for drinks at his pimp mate's porn-bar, while Sam, his put-upon slave, does all the work. Then, when Sam has solved the case using science, Quincy (first name withheld) strolls back onto the scene, collects the accolades and then gets some girl to rub his ancient flaccid penis on his stolen houseboat, sipping champagne and talking about the war.
I hate him.

I also hate Columbo.

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OK so we know why you're not a fan of Quincy but what did Columbo do wrong?