Of course we were cheering for Swansea. I don't mind if Palace don't go down, but I sure want them to have a shit season.
They're both good options, because they both have BRIGHTON GET PROMOTED in them. Beyond that, whatever will be will be
I originally thought I wanted to play Palace in the top flight, but I was really rooting for Swansea last night so I guess I hope they go down!!!
To be honest, I look at this thread title and only imagine some of their tools bouncing it come May if we don't go up....
However, let's say we did actually manage to get promoted.
Personally, having given it some thought, my favoured scenario then is for Palace to stay up this time around, and for them to endure yet another season of miserable struggle, playing horrendous ugly hoof-ball and struggling to score, in front of falling crowds. Then I'd like the fixtures to fall kindly enough for us to play them at the critical point, thus enabling us to beat them- whether handsomely or by a horrendously flukey goal borne of a terrible refereeing blunder- thereby formally confirming their relegation and sending them sobbing hilariously back from whence they came.
This would all be live on SkySports, of course, thus affording us an endless range of teary fan shots on our TV screens, and providing many months worth of comedy gifs and memes . I'm just torn between wanting this to be at the Amex, with 28,000 or so of us enjoying the resultant schadenfreude, or at Selhurst, which would be possibly even funnier.
Am I being greedy?
To be honest, I look at this thread title and only imagine some of their tools bouncing it come May if we don't go up....
However, let's say we did actually manage to get promoted.
Personally, having given it some thought, my favoured scenario then is for Palace to stay up this time around, and for them to endure yet another season of miserable struggle, playing horrendous ugly hoof-ball and struggling to score, in front of falling crowds. Then I'd like the fixtures to fall kindly enough for us to play them at the critical point, thus enabling us to beat them- whether handsomely or by a horrendously flukey goal borne of a terrible refereeing blunder- thereby formally confirming their relegation and sending them sobbing hilariously back from whence they came.
This would all be live on SkySports, of course, thus affording us an endless range of teary fan shots on our TV screens, and providing many months worth of comedy gifs and memes . I'm just torn between wanting this to be at the Amex, with 28,000 or so of us enjoying the resultant schadenfreude, or at Selhurst, which would be possibly even funnier.
Am I being greedy?
To be honest, I look at this thread title and only imagine some of their tools bouncing it come May if we don't go up....
However, let's say we did actually manage to get promoted.
Personally, having given it some thought, my favoured scenario then is for Palace to stay up this time around, and for them to endure yet another season of miserable struggle, playing horrendous ugly hoof-ball and struggling to score, in front of falling crowds. Then I'd like the fixtures to fall kindly enough for us to play them at the critical point, thus enabling us to beat them- whether handsomely or by a horrendously flukey goal borne of a terrible refereeing blunder- thereby formally confirming their relegation and sending them sobbing hilariously back from whence they came.
This would all be live on SkySports, of course, thus affording us an endless range of teary fan shots on our TV screens, and providing many months worth of comedy gifs and memes . I'm just torn between wanting this to be at the Amex, with 28,000 or so of us enjoying the resultant schadenfreude, or at Selhurst, which would be possibly even funnier.
Am I being greedy?
