Possibly the strangest phone call I have ever received

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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #21

Bozza said:

If there's a knock on the door this afternoon I'm not going to answer it.

(The club should do this to a few fans)

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They'll send Ince to sort some people out who have been missing games

 

Bry Nylon

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #22

This is getting out of hand.

COG and Stockdale have just been round and keyed my car.

 

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severnside gull

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #23

The Original said:

Just had the call.... No bollocking but a recorded message from Calde reminding me of ST renewal deadline on 19th March.

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On a positive note..........is this an indication that Calde will still be with us next season? Hope so

 

Medwayseagull

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Sep 23, 2011

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #24

Bozza said:

If there's a knock on the door this afternoon I'm not going to answer it.

(The club should do this to a few fans)

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Can we nominate them from NSC users please ?

 

Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003

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• Mar 5, 2015

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• #25

As I clearly didn't understand a word he said, can someone confirm he didn't say something like "They're not giving me a new contract, I'm calling to say good bye"?

 

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mac04

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #26

I was at the last 2 games, and I have already renewed for next season. Does that mean I don't qualify for the call, or can I expect one thanking me?

 

Bozza

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• #27

[vine]O0Ehj1A7Qih[/vine]

(Pleasing to see he's an iPhone man)

 

chaileyjem

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Jun 27, 2012

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #28

Bozza said:

If there's a knock on the door this afternoon I'm not going to answer it.

(The club should do this to a few fans)

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Some clubs get players to ring you up to thank you if you renew.

[tweet]568400852588879872[/tweet]

 

Titanic

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #29

Bozza said:

0844 327 1901. I recognised it as being the club due to the '1901' bit.

I then had a heavily-accented Spanish chap, Calde presumably, give me a bit of a bollocking for missing games, that we've been scoring and winning (I think).

The call then went dead.

I wouldn't mind but I have been going.

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I'm going to STOP going, just so I can get a call

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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Oct 4, 2003

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #30

I've just had the call, I finished by telling Calde I love him. Now the wife thinks I'm having an affair.

 

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leigull

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #31

I would pay good money to have Calde phone me up and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

 

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kjgood

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #32

Hmmmmmm I also have just been told off on my work phone number for not going to a game. I'm not sure whether I should laugh at the prank or get all huffy about it? However i suppose it is a talking point so maybe clever marketing.

 

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DavidRyder

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Jul 23, 2013

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #33

I had a call from Manuel, basically telling my to renew by the 19th, and that we're gonna have a much better time next season. Makes a change from the daily calls I get where they hang up as soon as I pick up

 

The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #34

Yikes.

[tweet]573480601283653632[/tweet]

 

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Hotchilidog

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #35

So basically the LOYAL fans who turn up every week and automatically renew their DD have been SNUBBED! Whilst the part-timers and slackers get a phone call from the MAN-GOD himself! Barber Out!

 

Hillian1

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Jul 15, 2010

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #36

This is a bit worrying. My wife now has the mobile that the club has got the number of.

If Calde tells her I've been missing games when I have been going anyway she's going to think I'm up to something, we'll probably have a row and she'll assume I'm having an affair, she won't believe me, we'll get divorced, sell the family home, saw the dog in half and sell the kids.

Yeah, thanks for that BHA.

Barber OUT.

 

shaolinpunk

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Nov 28, 2005

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Brighton

• Mar 5, 2015

• #37

I'm going to put my phone on vibrate and sit on it, so that Calde can rock my world.

 

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Husty

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Oct 18, 2008

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #38

The Large One said:

Yikes.

[tweet]573480601283653632[/tweet]

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Are they going to start mugging people who don't attend often enough?

 

The Large One

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #39

shaolinpunk said:

I'm going to put my phone on vibrate and sit on it, so that Calde can rock my world.

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Someone needs to Photoshop Calde on the phone using Kaz as the receiver...

 

grummitts gloves

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• Mar 5, 2015

• #40

Blimey! I cancelled my 2 season tickets yesterday, does that mean Calde is going to come round my house and give me a kicking