[Albion] Premier League 20 - 22/10

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

Jul 14, 2003

5,216

Yaztromo's Tower; the borders of Darkwood Forest

• Oct 21, 2018

• #81

Jesus wept, some of these Palace fans must be doing some kind of self parody bit.. right? I mean the expectation versus outcome ratio can't be that much out of whack can it?!?!? Did they visit planet earth last season? Obviously; they finished last season exhibiting champions league style form BUT surely they didn't expect much after a summer of virtually zero investment... Hmmmmmm I think they're looking more Evo-Stik league than Europa league right now.

Still, we'll doubtless 'loose' our inept and toothless best for our 'titanic derby's' this time around.

EVO-STIK PREMIER DIVISION TABLE
# Team Pl Pts
1. Scarborough Athletic 16 34
2. Basford United 16 28
3. Warrington Town 12 26
4. Nantwich Town 14 26
5. Farsley Celtic 13 24
6. South Shields 14 24
7. Crystal Palace 12 23
8. Buxton 14 23...

Not bad.

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Oct 21, 2018

• #82

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo said:

Have any of them stopped to think that their team isn’t actually as good as they like to think it is. They claim every season they should be pushing for a Europa League spot yet every season they end up in a relegation battle. You have thought the penny would have dropped by now.

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Didn’t Uncle Roy tell them before the start of the season, that they were in a relegation battle again this year?
So, he’s only keeping his promises.

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,655

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Oct 21, 2018

• #83

I'm wondering why we seem bereft of any Palace posters ...thought the might pop in for a chat

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Oct 21, 2018

• #84

LamieRobertson said:

I'm wondering why we seem bereft of any Palace posters ...thought the might pop in for a chat

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According to [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] we’re one dimensional and just keep repeating the same old shite week after week.

A bit like a certain football team from Croydon.

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75

Oct 4, 2003

11,031

• Oct 21, 2018

• #85

hans kraay fan club said:

Are you mad? Of course it’s a top ten squad. It’s just pure bad luck, and shit refs, and the SELFISH season ticket holders behind the goal, that are keeping them from their rightful place in the Europa League spots.

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Yep, sorry my mistake, it’s amazing how many weeks in a row you get a shit ref and bad luck.

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,655

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Oct 21, 2018

• #86

lawros left foot said:

According to [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] we’re one dimensional and just keep repeating the same old shite week after week.

A bit like a certain football team from Croydon.

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Yea I read that post after typing mine...he was complaining about the loss of the art of conversation...I thought he might be more concerned about Palarses loss of the ability to score a goal...particularly when commentators are blaming part of it on the loss of Benteke to injury

 

GT49er

Well-known member

Feb 1, 2009

46,701

Gloucester

• Oct 21, 2018

• #87

Kosh said:

Jesus wept, some of these Palace fans must be doing some kind of self parody bit.. right? I mean the expectation versus outcome ratio can't be that much out of whack can it?!?!? Did they visit planet earth last season? Obviously; they finished last season exhibiting champions league style form BUT surely they didn't expect much after a summer of virtually zero investment... Hmmmmmm I think they're looking more Evo-Stik league than Europa league right now.

Still, we'll doubtless 'loose' our inept and toothless best for our 'titanic derby's' this time around.

EVO-STIK PREMIER DIVISION TABLE
# Team Pl Pts
1. Scarborough Athletic 16 34
2. Basford United 16 28
3. Warrington Town 12 26
4. Nantwich Town 14 26
5. Farsley Celtic 13 24
6. South Shields 14 24
7. Crystal Palace 12 23
8. Buxton 14 23...

Not bad.

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Surely, being from London, they'd be in the Isthmian League - which is Bostik, not Evo-stik.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isthmian_League

 

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

Jul 14, 2003

5,216

Yaztromo's Tower; the borders of Darkwood Forest

• Oct 21, 2018

• #88

GT49er said:

Surely, being from London, they'd be in the Isthmian League - which is Bostik, not Evo-stik.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isthmian_League

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Nah; I enjoyed exiling them to the frozen north, and wedging them betwixt South Shields and Buxton. Actually; I enjoyed it rather too much.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Oct 21, 2018

• #89

lawros left foot said:

Didn’t Uncle Roy tell them before the start of the season, that they were in a relegation battle again this year?
So, he’s only keeping his promises.

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Poor Old Roy.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Oct 21, 2018

• #90

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Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

63,875

Withdean area

• Oct 22, 2018

• #91

LlcoolJ said:

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Sexed up for the ‘ladies’ of Croydon, with peroxide and a sharp suit.

 

Seasider78

Well-known member

Nov 14, 2004

5,937

• Oct 22, 2018

• #92

lawros left foot said:

According to [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] we’re one dimensional and just keep repeating the same old shite week after week.

A bit like a certain football team from Croydon.

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Does not seem to stop him posting any other week does it !!

 

neilbard

Hedging up

Oct 8, 2013

6,245

Tyringham

• Oct 22, 2018

• #93

Özil & Vardy start this evening... MNF

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Oct 22, 2018

• #94

Rafa refused to do the Monday Night Football on SKY as they didn't get a POSITIVE result on Saturday after agreeing to do it

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

9,835

• Oct 22, 2018

• #95

Up the arse.

 

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

47,221

• Oct 22, 2018

• #96

Arsenal tearing Leicester a new one in the second half, after a fairly poor first half.

Hope they're in this mood next weekend

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,256

Chandlers Ford

• Oct 23, 2018

• #97

edna krabappel said:

Arsenal tearing Leicester a new one in the second half, after a fairly poor first half.

Hope they're in this mood next weekend

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Hopefully.

Unfortunately Arsenal have a fairly taxing assignment in Lisbon on Thursday night, before the Palace game, and Emery seems to want to field strong line-ups in the Europa League so far.

A faint GLIMMER of hope for the hapless Croydon mob.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007

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Arundel

• Oct 23, 2018

• #98

Having sold me soul to the Sky Sports devil the last two seasons I have to say it's rather fun supporting any of the Top Six teams against any of the bottom ten, other than us, of course. Watching and supporting Arsenal last night was a completely new one on me but I have to say seeing Leicester edge even closer to us was a joy to behold.

Don't think I'll go for the half 'n' half scarves but I do feel I should move to Surrey and get closer to the fans of the North West teams ... come on you Manchester chappies, up the reds and sometimes the blues!

 

Triggaaar

Well-known member

Oct 24, 2005

50,149

Goldstone

• Oct 23, 2018

• #99

Kalimantan Gull said:

I am getting to the point now where I hope Huddersfield and Cardiff win so Palace can be dragged right into the mix

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Stop it.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,817

Brighton

• Oct 23, 2018

• #100

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo said:

Yep, sorry my mistake, it’s amazing how many seasons in a row you get a shit ref and bad luck.

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Corrected.