Song of the year. The third line had me laugh so hard I blew my remaining testicle out my backside.
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[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous
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Song of the year. The third line had me laugh so hard I blew my remaining testicle out my backside.
Gazwag
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Lets go way back to the 70's now pop pickers with some ABBA
My, my, at Wembley the Ultras did surrender
Oh yeah, they tried to take a pub away from spurs
The palace took on the spurs
With drums and black hoddie shirts
Wembley - Palace were defeated once more
Wembley - Even with Zaha they couldn't score
Wembley - Couldn't sing songs that made some sense
Wembley - Always Ultras losing at Wembley
Wem wem wem wem Wembley - Never gonna win at Wembley
My, my, at Wembley the Ultras did surrender
Oh yeah, they tried to take a pub away from spurs
The palace took on the spurs
With drums and black hoddie shirts
Wembley - Palace were defeated once more
Wembley - Even with Zaha they couldn't score
Wembley - Couldn't sing songs that made some sense
Wembley - Always Ultras losing at Wembley
Wem wem wem wem Wembley - Never gonna win at Wembley
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Good to see you supporting the old uns..how is your Dad by the way
Gabbafella
Well-known member
- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,683
Never understood football violence. It's just a bunch of Neanderthals who never grew up, thinking that getting in a fight somehow proves they're a man. It's pathetic.
Largely for the benefit of [MENTION=13715]jimhigham[/MENTION], here is the VNV Nation version of 'an ode to Crystal Palace'. I will post the tune later....
At the end of days at the end of time,
will the palace fans emerge out of the slime
that is the Sellhurst, the park built on a grave
of sorry halfdreams, wormy corpses sadly wave.
And if I should go and walk their rancid streets
what will befall me? Back home I’d shit the sheets
at the merest though of horrors Croydon way.
And they still think that its funny to be gay?
At the end of days at the end of time,
will the palace fans emerge out of the slime
that is the Sellhurst, the park built on a grave
of sorry halfdreams, wormy corpses sadly wave.
And if I should go and walk their rancid streets
what will befall me? Back home I’d shit the sheets
at the merest though of horrors Croydon way.
And they still think that its funny to be gay?
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
That flows beautifully into Starry, Starry, Night.
Silly,silly sods..
Never understood football violence
It's just a bunch of Neanderthals
who never grew up, thinking that getting in a fight somehow proves they're a man.
It's path-e-e-tic...
Wrong-Direction
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,417
Currently cooking me steak and chips, I'm 29 today, turning into an old git like you lot [emoji16]
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Captain Sensible
Well-known member
Yeah, and they all gather in the same place at Selhurst. Thick.
Captain Sensible
Well-known member
And All they got were rashes and a nasty big black eye.
When Tottenham run at Palace, they always make ‘em cry
And all the Nigel’s love it coz it’s very Cool for Croy, it’s Cool for Croyyyiidon.
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Garry Nelson's teacher
Well-known member
I never thought that it could happen
From a place near Clapham
Out came the Palace army
Their hair was kind of smarmy
And when they started drinking
With brains so quickly shrinking
And barely could they function
So truly up the junction..........
From a place near Clapham
Out came the Palace army
Their hair was kind of smarmy
And when they started drinking
With brains so quickly shrinking
And barely could they function
So truly up the junction..........
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Aren't a sizeable percentage of the population of Worthing a tad old to commit a lynching? I thought Worthing was only one small step down from Eastbourne in the age stakes?
Could attack them with their zimmer frames and walking sticks though l suppose.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Back to the teaching profession for you l think.
Garry Nelson's teacher
Well-known member
I'll get me coat.................
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
This Be The Verse that Philip Larkin wrote after a boozy day at Selhurst.
They f*** you, your mum and dad.
They may not meant to, but they do.
They fill you with your Palace faults
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were f***ed up in their turn
By Ultras in black-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Palace fan hands on misery to fan.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out the Premier League as early as you can,
And don’t have the obligatory 10 kids yourself.
They f*** you, your mum and dad.
They may not meant to, but they do.
They fill you with your Palace faults
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were f***ed up in their turn
By Ultras in black-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Palace fan hands on misery to fan.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out the Premier League as early as you can,
And don’t have the obligatory 10 kids yourself.
Garry Nelson's teacher
Well-known member
Shall l order you a taxi?
Please - I'll take all my mates with me.