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OT - are all pregnant women a$$holes?







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golddene

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Jul 28, 2012
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Adders, there's some great advice in amongst these responses, take heed mate, winkle out the good and act on it, only a couple of months now and mum will be back to normal (whatever normal is/was) then the hard work begins but that's another story, in the meantime getting and keeping her happy may be a tall order but not completely impossible and you'll reap the rewards, trust me on this sunshine.
 


Triggaaar

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,202
Goldstone
Adders1 said:
Maybe it's just the hormones, but third trimester imminent and she is acting like a cross between Jeremy Kyle and a Palace yoof firm member whom has just been told his Le Coq Sportif tracksuit is moody
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At least she's got a supportive man at her side.
 




Biscuit

Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,220
Brighton
Adders1 said:
Maybe it's just the hormones, but third trimester imminent and she is acting like a cross between Jeremy Kyle and a Palace yoof firm member whom has just been told his Le Coq Sportif tracksuit is moody
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So you're in the second trimester? We've only had one baby but we found the second trimester the best. The missus was still mobile enough to go places and had a 'glow' about her. The first trimester was all sickness, the third all braxton hicks and aches and pains.
 








DJ NOBO

DJ NOBO

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Jul 18, 2004
6,340
Wiltshire
I have to say my pregnant wife has been alright . If anything, better-natured than before
 








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Munkfish

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May 1, 2006
11,872
Adders1 said:
Maybe it's just the hormones, but third trimester imminent and she is acting like a cross between Jeremy Kyle and a Palace yoof firm member whom has just been told his Le Coq Sportif tracksuit is moody
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According to Jim Jefferies, Yes!
 














edna krabappel

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
47,221
Good job you lot are rays of sunshine at every waking moment, isn't it? :lolol:


(PS: I am well aware of how boring pregnant women can be, and have posted my thoughts on the subject on the Bellcheeses At Work thread :thumbsup: )
 


ozzygull

ozzygull

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Oct 6, 2003
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Reading
Colossal Squid said:
I think most women's natural resting state is utter bitch, but most of them try to curb it to an extent day to day. However as soon as they get preggo that's a licence not to bother hiding it.

A bit like the casual way in which we all bandy about "**** it, it's Christmas" as we pour another litre of gravy into a bucket of roast potatoes during the festive season, to the fairer sex, being pregnant is the ultimate excuse to act how they actually want to
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As apossed to 95 percent of rapist, wife beaters, peadofiles, war monger and murders being men, but women are areoles because some of them moan when they have to spend 9 months carrying around another human, before going through massive pain to deliver it. Yep.
 






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Hendrax

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Jan 23, 2013
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Worthing
put your P.C in the dining room. let her fester in the living room watching 5 hours of mindless, crap, soaps. Before you know it, 7 years have gone by and you are just a lodger paying all the bills.... this is all in jest, of course....
 


Miximate

Miximate

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Aug 30, 2012
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Mid Sussex
There is a lot of very brave comments on here from people who I am sure would not say as much in front of their wives/partners
 


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