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[Humour] Does your anus really smell of farts?
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pearl
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grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvanal
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
pearl
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A grown woman tutting and rolling her eyes at men... how very cliched.
yes, very
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Yeah well you smell of weewee and poopoo.
Your Mum
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your mum
AmexRuislip
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Afternoon, I apologise if you're offended, but was meant to be tongue in cheek (no pun intended).
pearl
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banjo
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I recon the ops on a wind up.
studio150
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Actually Uranus had crash landed in Brighton
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/16179419.Public_toilets___39_stink_to_high_heaven__39_/
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/16179419.Public_toilets___39_stink_to_high_heaven__39_/
hitony
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Chill out, he is 82 years old and enjoys the odd thread fart! he loves to squeeze one out! he finds it really funny when he lets one go!!
AmexRuislip
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hitony
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Cheeky sod, I'm 81
All I knew for certain was that you are 50 years older than me!
AmexRuislip
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All I knew for certain was that you are 50 years older than me!
I heard you're older than water
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clapham_gull
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Well since that's how I pronounce your anus, it's game on as far as I'm concerned.
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Are you a Latin scholar or was that a completely serendipitous oblique reference to the Roman poet Juvenal whose Satire III (58-125) contains the surprisingly pertinent lines:
Who’re always ready to throw up their hands and cheer
If their friend belches deeply, or perhaps pisses straight,
Or gives a fart when the golden bowl’s turned upside down.
I should point out, in case I'm coming across a bit Stephen Fry, that I came across this completely by chance as before your post I hadn't even heard of the Roman poet Juvenal, but your use of the word "juvanal" prompted my curiosity as I didn't know if it was an inadvertent misspelling of "juvenile", an intentional play on the words "juvenile" and "anal", or a word I'd never heard before, so I googled it to check, which led me to my discovery of Juvenal.
But thanks to you from now on I'll be using "Juvenal" as an adjective of reproach if ever I'm in the company of adults who are laughing and joking about farting.
Megazone
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Back to the actual topic. If Uranus does smell like fart. Why are these so called scientists just assuming Uranus smells like eggy farts? Who's to say Uranus doesn't smell more Kebabish? or a boiled sprouts silent but violent? or what about the infamous Wotsits crisp farts which can haunt any room for hours?