Why Do People Keep CATS as pets

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haselden10

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #21

Actually cats would kill a fox with ease and could kill any native animal living wild in this country and have never killed a person in my lifetime unlike dogs

 

Ninja Elephant

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #22

I never understood the appeal of having a cat, until one adopted me (honest wording there!).

Now that he's gone, I've no interest in having another.

 

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Fungus

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Truro

• Apr 5, 2015

• #23

Cats are the dog's bo11ocks.

Or something like that.

Plus, their bums can be used as a tea-towel holder.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #24

Question for [MENTION=22643]Hugh'sDad[/MENTION] to field?

 

Mr Bridger

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Feb 25, 2013

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Earth

• Apr 5, 2015

• #25

Worthingite said:

My cat is bloody hopeless when it comes to playing hide and seek. Wouldn't be without her though,

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Is he doing a Micky Flanagan ?

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Mr Bridger

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Earth

• Apr 5, 2015

• #26

Prince Monolulu said:

Legendary Billy Wright looking after the Albion mascot Tiddles at The Goldstone. He knew it was right.

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Got his little digit up the cats arse ( Hugh's dad?) or the worst ventriloquist act ever

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #27

Glasfryn must be out and somewhere with no signal.

 

Drumstick

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• Apr 5, 2015

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boik said:

Of course dogs are thick, but not as thick as you obviously. Look around and see all of the highly-trained police cats, sniffer cats, cats for the blind and deaf, security cats. Youve only got to look at the size of their skulls to see which are more intelligent. I assume your ignorance is due to never having had a dog.

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Only because WORKING is beneath Cats. They have no wish to muddy their paws!

 

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boik

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Between Happiness and Heartache

• Apr 5, 2015

• #29

Drumstick said:

Only because WORKING is beneath Cats. They have no wish to muddy their paws!

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Ah, my mistake. I thought this might be a serious discussion. Should have known better!

 

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Fungus

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #30

You're all on North Stand "Chat". Case closed.

Well, if we were in France...

 

vegster

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #31

pastafarian said:

They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

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As Ken Dodd said.... " A chap was driving home one night and as he came around a bend, there was a Cat walking towards him in the road, it's eye's shining brightly and spookily back at him in his headlights... he went home and he invented Cat's Eye's...... mind you, if the Cat had been walking in the opposite direction he would have invented the Pencil Sharpener "

 

jackanada

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• Apr 6, 2015

• #32

Hugh'sDad said:

"Why do people keep cats"?

.....Usually because they're too neurotic to find a boyfriend, I believe.

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I thought it was because they actually wanted a baby.
Admittedly my solution of knocking the girlfriend up to stop her wittering on about getting a cat is was somewhat extreme, but it does seem to have worked.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jul 19, 2015

• #33

This

 

Norman Potting

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #34

Never had a cat but do like them. Another wise saying about them that I saw the other day "dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you".

 

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The Birdman

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #35

Like cats but not in my Garden as they kill the birds which feed on my bird feeders. Bought some smelly stuff to keep them away but it doesn't work so I have gone back to a hose and bricks it's cheaper .

 

BadFish

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #36

Norman Potting said:

Never had a cat but do like them. Another wise saying about them that I saw the other day "dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you".

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My cat comes if you call her.


Well if I call her, she probably wouldn't hear you.

 

BadFish

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #37

The Birdman said:

Like cats but not in my Garden as they kill the birds which feed on my bird feeders. Bought some smelly stuff to keep them away but it doesn't work so I have gone back to a hose and bricks it's cheaper .

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Have you tried orange? most cats hate the smell and keep away. Although they may love the birds more than the hate the orange though.

 

Drumstick

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #38

The question should be. Why do cats keep PEOPLE as pets?

 

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dangull

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #39

Dogs have owners, Cats have servants.

 

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Bombadier Botty

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #40

Swimming in the sea by the pier today I swallowed my usual large mouthful of water. As I came out of the sea I was met by the wonderful sight of a large dog squatting at the water's edge shooting liquid shit straight into the sea as it's owner looked proudly on. Utter twats the pair of them.