The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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Bill and Ben walking home from the pub,
Ben says "Flobbalobalob",
Bill says "Shut up Ben, you're pissed".
Ben says "Flobbalobalob",
Bill says "Shut up Ben, you're pissed".
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Jim Van Winkle
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****ed.
Lindfield by the Pond
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Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or dick?
Still no f***ing idea
Very little in life is original. We all hear something from somewhere, whether it be our parent, our peers or from a drunk in a pub.
I didn't know that was it's origins though. Thank you for bringing it to my attention
larus
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Whats blue and f*cks old ladies?
Hypothermia.
Hypothermia.
daveinprague
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Old man and woman at the doctors.
Doctor says to the man, we will need to take samples of your urine, faeces and sperm.
Old man who was hard of hearing says, what?
Old woman says, the doctor says he wants your underwear.
Told to me by a Romanian girl of all people.
Doctor says to the man, we will need to take samples of your urine, faeces and sperm.
Old man who was hard of hearing says, what?
Old woman says, the doctor says he wants your underwear.
Told to me by a Romanian girl of all people.
What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your dick up a bird's arse.
You can't marmalade your dick up a bird's arse.
half time scores
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Bill and Ben in bed,
Ben says "Flobbalobalob",
Bill says "If you really love me you would have swallowed that".
Ben says "Flobbalobalob",
Bill says "If you really love me you would have swallowed that".
AmexRuislip
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Baker lite
Banned
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
After drinking water treated with SteriTabs years ago in the TA, I've peed pink and I've peed blue depending on the tablet used. It really freaks you out!
maltaseagull
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Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
I went to the doctor with a lettuce leaf growing out of the top of my head. He said "I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg....."
Lindfield by the Pond
Well-known member
Still no f***ing idea
Lindfield by the Pond
Well-known member
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share?
daveinprague
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Dinosaur without eyes - Durekonesaurus
Sussexscots
Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.
A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead".
The operator says, "How do you know?"
He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
The operator says, "How do you know?"
He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
AmexRuislip
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Me and my childish humour
