What exactly are you after? You have been given a list of his techniques for mauling and totally destroying his prey, you have been given video of it in action. What else are you after?
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What exactly are you after? You have been given a list of his techniques for mauling and totally destroying his prey, you have been given video of it in action. What else are you after?
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
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It took me over an hour to remember the password of that account.That's how important this competition is.
Kazenga <3
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Some sort of example of the shrimp using its gonads, only videos have been of it killing its natural prey, which is the food chain, not hardness.
HB took on 6 lions, I want to see the shrimp take on 6 octopuses or something.
But you won't get that because Octopi aren't complete wusses, like lions. Octopi don't feel the need to travel in packs because they are monsters with twice as many limbs and a poison that can kill mantis shrimp. Yet the shrimp is hard enough to not need to kill the octopuss. The octopus respects the shrimps hardness, and scurries off and the shrimp doesn't have to worry about that shrimp poison carrying, eight limbed submarine attacking beast of the sea, because the shrimp has taught him a lesson. A warning shot across the chops is enough to teach the octopus who is boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H69cLQdLPfg
What's more impressive: a premier league middling team destroying a non league no hoper in the cup the early round of the cup, or a premier league team getting a goal or two victory over a european power house in the champions league final? The badger going at a pack of lions is like arsenal taking on Ebbsfleet Utd. The Shrimp v the Octopus is Barcelona taking on Man Utd in the champions league final.
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Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
116-116 
Hear Hear.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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Furthermore, to describe said cuttlefish as "flamboyant" is highly flattering. A bit like describing the great Harry Wilson in the No. 3 shirt as "restrained".
Mantis shrimp is all claw and trouser, albeit colorful ones.
I see no evidence of the HB caught in the maw of an overweight "predator". No, the shrimp ain't hard at all. I mean, it was a cuttlefish FFS.
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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level now, 116 all
(Honey Badger)
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JamesAndTheGiantHead
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This makes the Superbowl look like sports day.
ThePompousPaladin
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- Apr 7, 2013
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Team shrimp for me.
For the more scientifically minded:
(apologies if repost)
http://www.ted.com/talks/sheila_patek_clocks_the_fastest_animals.html
For the more scientifically minded:
(apologies if repost)
http://www.ted.com/talks/sheila_patek_clocks_the_fastest_animals.html
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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I don't want to jinx it but word on the street is that Honey Badger HQ has already ordered in catering for the victory party.
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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So the what the Prawn can boast is some shitty comic and video evidence of one not being noticed by a small octopus?
Throw the Shrimp on the barbie of history, where it belongs.
Tyrone Biggums
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It's a tribute to NSC that while the rest of the online community has like sheep fallen for the HB bullshit, NSC has yet resisted following that trend and rallied against popularism.
Well done.
Well done.
Hillian1
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Le camp de SHRIMP,
ALLEZ Le SHRIMP.
ALLEZ Le SHRIMP.
These. Epic contest which the shrimp deserves to win. Every vote counts.
S'hampton Seagull
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'Mon the Badger!
Does it go to penalties if it's still a draw at 12:34?
Norman Potting
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This is turning into an EPIC battle of the titans!
Norman Potting
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Did the patient pull through, or were you the patient??