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Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,918
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.
 




Is it PotG?

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,827
Sussex by the Sea
Personally speaking, I think the exploitation of dumb animals for the gratification and entertainment of humans is appalling.
 






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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,245
Jack Straw said:
Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.
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Hold on a second. Where did the kangaroo train and was it classically? I don't know of any courses that would let an Antipodean animal of this ilk enrol just like that.
 




Dick Head

Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jan 3, 2010
13,679
Quaxxann


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
51,420
Faversham
Jack Straw said:
Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.
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Did you notice the uncanny silimarity in name to Marcel Marceau? Uncanny, because he also is a mime artist. This casts doubt on the whole story for me. I'm out.
 










Is it PotG?

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,827
Sussex by the Sea
Jack Straw said:
Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.
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That is koality
 
















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Bodian

Well-known member
May 3, 2012
12,243
Cumbria
Jack Straw said:
Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.
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Not much of an act really, as Kangaroos can't talk in the first place. I think you were conned.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,281
Arundel
Normal Rob said:
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said 'thanks'
I said 'don't mention it'
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Buying an elephant for room is just ridiculous, surely they take up room?
 






smillie's garden

smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,616
Was Marcel pushing the wardrobe to make room for the gray creature with the long snoz?
 


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