[Football] Chants for the Royal Wedding

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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003

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Worcester England

• May 19, 2018

• #1

Cos I am bored

3 Kerry Mayos theres only 3 Kerry Mayos, 3 Kerry Mayoooos.

Any others to get on TV/get kicked out?

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

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Newmarket.

• May 19, 2018

• #2

"One's going home in an Ascot Landau carriage "

 

Driver8

On the road...

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North Wales

• May 19, 2018

• #3

What a waste of money.

 

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead

Nov 10, 2003

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Worthing

• May 19, 2018

• #4

Does your boyfriend know you’re here ?

Directed towards Prince Edward

 

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maffew

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Worcester England

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• #5

Whos the wanker in the black

 

jessiejames

Never late in a V8

Jan 20, 2009

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• May 19, 2018

• #6

Don't know what your doing. Does she take it up the arsenal.

 

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maffew

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Worcester England

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One for the paps.

Can we see you holding hands.

There's got to be a celery or wemberley one in there

There's probably a clever Chelsea on somewhere too

 

jessiejames

Never late in a V8

Jan 20, 2009

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• May 19, 2018

• #8

USA,USA,USA waiting also for the shout of in the hole.

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

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Deep south

• May 19, 2018

• #9

2 world wars and 1 World Cup. Do da do da. Well some of them are German??

 

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maffew

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Worcester England

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That Collicino Sidwell bastardised one

Oh little Harry, she is the love of my life,
Oh little Harry, how did you get your wife,
Oh little Harry, I want ginger hair toooo

 

Reagulls

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• May 19, 2018

• #11

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

 

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maffew

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• #12

Reagulls said:

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

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Very good

Would be great to hear some of these on TV

 

West Upper Seagull

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Woodingdean

• May 19, 2018

• #13

Surely it needs a burst of GOSBTS now they’re the Duke & Duchess of Sussex !

 

Colonel Angus

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Deep South where it's warm and moist

• May 19, 2018

• #14

Is this a Library? Is this a Library?

 

Colonel Angus

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Deep South where it's warm and moist

• May 19, 2018

• #15

Reagulls said:

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

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He likes a little gargle?

 

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maffew

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Seagull4Ever said:

Surely it needs a burst of GOSBTS now they’re the Duke & Duchess of Sussex !

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Good call, but it the first line will need to be updated to "Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry" and it'll cause a whole new carnage of variations

 

SweatyMexican

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Mar 31, 2013

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• May 19, 2018

• #17

You don’t know what you’re doing!
You don’t know what you’re doing!

...eer, maybe he does actually...

 

Braggfan

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

May 12, 2014

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• May 19, 2018

• #18

Off, Off, Off with their heads

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

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Born In Shoreham

• May 19, 2018

• #19

Get your tits out for the lads

 

Giraffe

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• May 19, 2018

• #20

You’re going home in a Sussex ambulance.

After over doing it at the reception.