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It's all going to come to an end, tomorrow @ 19:30 (ish)



Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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If one of Sky's satellites gets pranged there is going to be hell. Bye Bye new Premiership deal ! plus their satellite dishes will only have a use as paella pans.
It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.
 




SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton
If one of Sky's satellites gets pranged there is going to be hell. Bye Bye new Premiership deal ! plus their satellite dishes will only have a use as paella pans.

It's a little easier to move a satellite out of the way than a planet :p
 


vegster

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May 5, 2008
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It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.
So, there is a chance it could hit one of your Twitter followers ?
 




wunt be druv

Drat! and double drat!
Jun 17, 2011
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In my own strange world
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I LOVE that there is a sign in space giving directions to the Sun.
Well it would be very handy if you were travelling at night.
 






Stat Brother

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In anticipation for likely length, i'll have a quick pre-wank wank at about 2.45.
Is this how you want to be remembered?:-

pompeii_bodies.jpg

Only in a disabled toilet
 


kip

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Aug 2, 2011
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Right. That's me bagsying a sweaty spell in the disabled toilet at work for around 5.15 as i saltily bid goodbye to the world.
I was on the bog for the last end of the world, although I was just having a dump, didn't want to die with a dirty bum so I couldn't relax as much as usual.
 








Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Tick tock, tick tock.

We're fast approaching our last hour on earth, what you got planned?
 








Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.
I was planning to watch it on tv. Maybe we'll have to go outside to watch the end of the world.

Good on him. Going out in intellectual sex-addict style.
You do realise that's not sex?
 




Frutos

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Can I get a refund on my Palace ticket if the world does, in fact, end tonight?
 


Stat Brother

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Can I get a refund on my Palace ticket if the world does, in fact, end tonight?
Best hurry up, you've only got about 45 minutes.

You've already wasted quarter of an hour, dithering.
 


CorgiRegisteredFriend

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May 29, 2011
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Boring By Sea
I'm currently eating Revels.

Knowing my luck when the time comes I'll be eating a raisin one.

The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.

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I'm currently eating Revels.

Knowing my luck when the time comes I'll be eating a raisin one.

The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.
 


stripeyshark

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Dec 20, 2011
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I quite like the way they haven't included the orbit of the moon on that diagram, if people realised how close it was relative to the moon they'd be shitting themselves. It's still a huge distance away though.

It's gonna be about 15 times closer than the moon :lolol:

Look again...
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.

Half price sharing bag from Tescos.

5 mins people!


Would the powers at be actually tell us it was all coming to an end, all we'd do is panic :shrug:
 




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