Mark Lawrenson..is he or isn't he?

Bevendean Hillbilly · Dec 18, 2006

hans kraay fan club said:
Hans will be very upset if he sees you've been taking the mick out of his accent.

Hans is definately not gay. As you will see from his photo-diary, where he borrows my log-in, he is in fact a borderline sex-pest, with a fondness for cows.

Spialling now!! Les's dad: Homophobe, but possibly has a whiff if lavender about him.

Lawro:

Bispectacle

Kraay: wandering hans/cow love

Mein Gott! :ohmy:

The Wookiee · Dec 18, 2006

If you ever bump into Gary Williams, whilst out for a beer in Hove, he will tell you what a c*nt Mark Lawrenson is !!

Bevendean Hillbilly · Dec 18, 2006

The Wookiee said:
If you ever bump into Gary Williams, whilst out for a beer in Hove, he will tell you what a c*nt Mark Lawrenson is !!

Funny that, bumped into Lawro on Dukes Mound, and he was telling me what a c*nt Gary Williams is.

Blackadder · Dec 18, 2006

Icy Gull said:
He is divorced, there was a piece in the NOTW years ago where his wife couldn't cope with how anal he was apparently he insists on folding his underwear before he puts it in the laundry bin, but it was the NOTW so

She also said that he was incredibly mean. His favourite quote was "I pay so I say!"

Bevendean Hillbilly · Dec 18, 2006

Buzz said:
She also said that he was incredibly mean. His favourite quote was "I pay so I say!"

Is'nt that the game on Richard & Judy?

Icy Gull · Dec 18, 2006

Buzz said:
She also said that he was incredibly mean. His favourite quote was "I pay so I say!"

He's certainly mean spirited in his allegiance to the team that put him on the map :angry:

Bry Nylon · Dec 18, 2006

Icy Gull said:
he insists on folding his underwear before he puts it in the laundry bin

Gay. Thread closed.

edna krabappel · Dec 18, 2006

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
Is'nt that the game on Richard & Judy?

Don't laugh- I saw a DVD version of You Say, We Pay in HMV earlier. It has Richard & Judy smiling benevolently on the front. Presumably laughing all the way to the bank at the thought of all the buffoons topping up Richard's retirement sunbed fund this Christmas.

The ideal stocking filler for the person of lesser intelligence/chav-istic tendencies in your life?

Bevendean Hillbilly · Dec 18, 2006

edna krabappel said:
Don't laugh- I saw a DVD version of You Say, We Pay in HMV earlier. It has Richard & Judy smiling benevolently on the front. Presumably laughing all the way to the bank at the thought of all the buffoons topping up Richard's retirement sunbed fund this Christmas.

The ideal stocking filler for the person of lesser intelligence/chav-istic tendencies in your life?

But you are friend to the Chavs Edna, hence your choice of career. You just want to be near them and cherish them...I blame the parents me.

edna krabappel · Dec 18, 2006

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
But you are friend to the Chavs Edna, hence your choice of career. You just want to be near them and cherish them...I blame the parents me.

Correction, I want to HEAL them :lolol:

At this special time of year, let us not forget that inside every chav/chavina is a proper, decent, caring human being just dying to get out....

:jester:

Bevendean Hillbilly · Dec 18, 2006

Can't we have them just Dying?

edna krabappel · Dec 18, 2006

Come on now, it is the season of goodwill to all men.

Even ones like these:

fatbadger · Dec 18, 2006

Don't know, don't care.

glasfryn · Dec 18, 2006

Lauro gay

who gives a feck,best footballer I'v ever seen :bowdown:

Icy Gull · Dec 18, 2006

glasfryn said:
Lauro gay

who gives a feck,best footballer I'v ever seen

Hard to argue with that as long as you mean best Albion player

Bromley shrimp · Dec 18, 2006

SJ's Love Monkey said:
And he played for Brighton!!

Too Quick off the mark (no pun intended) by half SJ.

Now get back in your box.

How are you mate? Must do that beer sometime.

PS Jordan must be queer to take that woman to court who kept texting him without responding to one of them.....haircut's a bit of a giveaway too - flash bastard that he is. True?

Lawro's Lip · Dec 18, 2006

glasfryn said:
Lauro gay

who gives a feck,best footballer I'v ever seen

TonyW · Dec 19, 2006

Of course he's gay.

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