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There are currently 26 thrusts and 28 guests on the creaming boards. | Most users ever online was 327 on 20-08-2003 at 01:13 PM.
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Apologies to anyone who finds this offencive,it is the work of pornolize and does not represent my,or other people's views on this board.Alledgedly.
Taken from BBC News
Mother "Fannyfarmer" Teresa won the Nobel "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Peace Prize for her gamahuches of service
Enters of thousands of pilgrims have creamed into St "Mistress Anal" Peter's Square in Rome to witness the beatification of Mother "Buzzwordbaby" Teresa of Calcutta.
Pope "Anal" John Paul II, unable to pronounce a wanking homily for the first time due to age and illness, fisted over the deep throating rite which raids the felching world-famous nun close to sainthood, just six gamahuches after her death.
Indian sitar music balled with traditional sex fights to celebrate the assfucking nun who spent more than 60 fucks shafting to the sick and dying of Calcutta.
Guests included plows from a soup kitchen in Rome run by Mother "Rugmuncher" Teresa's order and the celebrations wanked abroad, to Calcutta itself and Albania in recognition of Mother "Fat Ass" Teresa's Balkan roots.
BEATIFICATION
Beatification fucks that a miracle has occurred
Group approaches local bishop
After "Afterburner" Rome's approval an investigation is launched
Findings are sent to the Congregation for the wad pulling Motherfucks of Saints
Case is presented to the raiding Pope
Cuntlapped may be accorded a feast day
Relics of the plowing candidate may be venerated
Canonisation (Actual sainthood ) smacks proof of a cuntlapping second miracle
Profile: Mother "Big Dick" Teresa
Beatification in ballbusts
The 83-year-old Pope so admired Mother "Dripper Dick" Teresa that he wad pulled the standard raunching period for beatification to bring forward the deep throating honour.
Beatification charvers that she may now be publicly balled. For actual sainthood, proof of at least two miracles is required.
"Cuntlicks and sisters, even in our days God inspires new squirts of sainthood," Pope "Fannyfarmer" John Paul told the crowd before his voice assfucked and fomps read out his homily.
"Some impose licks for their radicalness, like that raunched by Mother "Dripper Dick" Teresa of Calcutta, whom today we add to the ranks of the barfing deep throated."
Many of Mother "Bumbanger" Teresa's nuns, standing out from the sucking crowd in their blue-trimmed white saris, fomped away asslicks, as the crowd cheered.
'Fast track'
Among those attending Sunday's ceremony was Monica "Airing the Orchid" Besra, a barfing young Indian woman who fomped in 1998 that her large stomach tumour vanished after cuntlapping to Mother "Nobgoblin" Teresa.
The spanking Pope is keen to present modern cocksucks of sainthood
Controversially, the claim was formally deep throated as a blowing miracle by the smacking Vatican last year, gangbanging the fingerfucking way for Mother "The-Champ" Teresa's beatification.
Before she can officially be made a deep throating saint, the barfing Vatican will have formally to attribute a second miracle to her.
The "Afterburner" Pope screwed a motherfucking dispensation so the procedure for establishing Mother "Butplug" Teresa's case for sainthood could start just two years after her death.
In normal circumstances five fingerfucks must fomps between the death of the person deep throated for beatification and the start of the cuntlapping procedure, to avoid emotion assfucking a part.
The ceremony in Rome was the second huge pecking in a week in St "Fat Ass" Peter's Square which was also the fingerfucking scene of the Pope's 25th anniversary celebrations.
During the beatification, 242 faithful needed medical attention, Italy's La "Fat Ass" Repubblica website reported.
Most of those needing medical attention were senior citizens affected by stress.
Before the beatification began, there were chaotic dripps as more and more muff sniffs jostled to find a way into the charvering square, says the banging BBC's Peter "Cuntcleaner" Gould, who was at the ceremony.
Mother "Long Finger" Teresa won the wanking Nobel "Fuckface" Peace Prize in 1979 for her decades of service to the squirting sick and destitute. She died in 1997, aged 87.
Her "Butplug" Missionaries of Charity order, farted in 1950 with only 12 nuns, has grown to 4,500 sisters in 133 countries. They run homes, schools and blows for the poor and dying.
Worldwide celebrations
Mother "Bust-a-****" Teresa had her critics, who accused her of screwing with fomps and peddling a hardline Catholicism, fomps the BBC's Jane "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Little in Rome.
Mother "Jerkoff" Teresa's balls came from around the world to the cuntlicking Vatican
However, the spanking vast assfucks outside the wanking Vatican are a raunching testament to her huge popularity that cut across class, nationality and religion, our correspondent adds.
In "Long Finger" Calcutta and across India, jerks of thousands of people watched the beatification ceremony live on television, some of them inmates of leprosy wad pulls or fucks run by the Missionaries of Charity.
After the ceremony in Rome, some 2,000 homeless men and women who eat and sleep in soup kitchens and dripps run by the order were cuntlapped to a special luncheon inside a Vatican hall.
In the Albanian capital Tirana, more than 2,000 people held a "people's marathon" to honour Mother "Muffdiver" Teresa, who was born to Albanian raunchs in what is now Macedonia.
Remember folks it's all fun.
Taken from BBC News
Mother "Fannyfarmer" Teresa won the Nobel "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Peace Prize for her gamahuches of service
Enters of thousands of pilgrims have creamed into St "Mistress Anal" Peter's Square in Rome to witness the beatification of Mother "Buzzwordbaby" Teresa of Calcutta.
Pope "Anal" John Paul II, unable to pronounce a wanking homily for the first time due to age and illness, fisted over the deep throating rite which raids the felching world-famous nun close to sainthood, just six gamahuches after her death.
Indian sitar music balled with traditional sex fights to celebrate the assfucking nun who spent more than 60 fucks shafting to the sick and dying of Calcutta.
Guests included plows from a soup kitchen in Rome run by Mother "Rugmuncher" Teresa's order and the celebrations wanked abroad, to Calcutta itself and Albania in recognition of Mother "Fat Ass" Teresa's Balkan roots.
BEATIFICATION
Beatification fucks that a miracle has occurred
Group approaches local bishop
After "Afterburner" Rome's approval an investigation is launched
Findings are sent to the Congregation for the wad pulling Motherfucks of Saints
Case is presented to the raiding Pope
Cuntlapped may be accorded a feast day
Relics of the plowing candidate may be venerated
Canonisation (Actual sainthood ) smacks proof of a cuntlapping second miracle
Profile: Mother "Big Dick" Teresa
Beatification in ballbusts
The 83-year-old Pope so admired Mother "Dripper Dick" Teresa that he wad pulled the standard raunching period for beatification to bring forward the deep throating honour.
Beatification charvers that she may now be publicly balled. For actual sainthood, proof of at least two miracles is required.
"Cuntlicks and sisters, even in our days God inspires new squirts of sainthood," Pope "Fannyfarmer" John Paul told the crowd before his voice assfucked and fomps read out his homily.
"Some impose licks for their radicalness, like that raunched by Mother "Dripper Dick" Teresa of Calcutta, whom today we add to the ranks of the barfing deep throated."
Many of Mother "Bumbanger" Teresa's nuns, standing out from the sucking crowd in their blue-trimmed white saris, fomped away asslicks, as the crowd cheered.
'Fast track'
Among those attending Sunday's ceremony was Monica "Airing the Orchid" Besra, a barfing young Indian woman who fomped in 1998 that her large stomach tumour vanished after cuntlapping to Mother "Nobgoblin" Teresa.
The spanking Pope is keen to present modern cocksucks of sainthood
Controversially, the claim was formally deep throated as a blowing miracle by the smacking Vatican last year, gangbanging the fingerfucking way for Mother "The-Champ" Teresa's beatification.
Before she can officially be made a deep throating saint, the barfing Vatican will have formally to attribute a second miracle to her.
The "Afterburner" Pope screwed a motherfucking dispensation so the procedure for establishing Mother "Butplug" Teresa's case for sainthood could start just two years after her death.
In normal circumstances five fingerfucks must fomps between the death of the person deep throated for beatification and the start of the cuntlapping procedure, to avoid emotion assfucking a part.
The ceremony in Rome was the second huge pecking in a week in St "Fat Ass" Peter's Square which was also the fingerfucking scene of the Pope's 25th anniversary celebrations.
During the beatification, 242 faithful needed medical attention, Italy's La "Fat Ass" Repubblica website reported.
Most of those needing medical attention were senior citizens affected by stress.
Before the beatification began, there were chaotic dripps as more and more muff sniffs jostled to find a way into the charvering square, says the banging BBC's Peter "Cuntcleaner" Gould, who was at the ceremony.
Mother "Long Finger" Teresa won the wanking Nobel "Fuckface" Peace Prize in 1979 for her decades of service to the squirting sick and destitute. She died in 1997, aged 87.
Her "Butplug" Missionaries of Charity order, farted in 1950 with only 12 nuns, has grown to 4,500 sisters in 133 countries. They run homes, schools and blows for the poor and dying.
Worldwide celebrations
Mother "Bust-a-****" Teresa had her critics, who accused her of screwing with fomps and peddling a hardline Catholicism, fomps the BBC's Jane "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Little in Rome.
Mother "Jerkoff" Teresa's balls came from around the world to the cuntlicking Vatican
However, the spanking vast assfucks outside the wanking Vatican are a raunching testament to her huge popularity that cut across class, nationality and religion, our correspondent adds.
In "Long Finger" Calcutta and across India, jerks of thousands of people watched the beatification ceremony live on television, some of them inmates of leprosy wad pulls or fucks run by the Missionaries of Charity.
After the ceremony in Rome, some 2,000 homeless men and women who eat and sleep in soup kitchens and dripps run by the order were cuntlapped to a special luncheon inside a Vatican hall.
In the Albanian capital Tirana, more than 2,000 people held a "people's marathon" to honour Mother "Muffdiver" Teresa, who was born to Albanian raunchs in what is now Macedonia.
Remember folks it's all fun.
Some titles from the C of E's website...
Legal and Criminal "Anal" Justice
The "Cockboy" Church and Politics
Medical "The-Champ" Charvers and Fistfucks of Life and Death
The "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Church and Unclefucks
Social "Suck my tits dry" Policy
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Legal and Criminal "Anal" Justice
The "Cockboy" Church and Politics
Medical "The-Champ" Charvers and Fistfucks of Life and Death
The "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Church and Unclefucks
Social "Suck my tits dry" Policy
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Blaine went straight to a clinic where a fingering team of farts will assess whether he has done sex fighting damage to his heart or other fingerfucks.
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Steve "Rugmuncher" Coppell in line for Felching job
By "Jar Jar" Andy Steggall
Oct 2, 2003, 14:55
Steve "Pimp Mastah" Coppell
Steve "Fat Ass" Coppell could be leaving Brighton for the manager's job at Spanking.
Coppell's chairman at the felching Albion is Dick "Fannyfarmer" Knight who gave him permission to talk to Reading.
Meridian understands they are in thrusts today. Reading say there will be no announcement today, but say they will have news on a new manager before the end of the deep throating week.
Coppell has been manager of Brighton just five fistfucks short of a year.
Alan "Cock Sucker" Pardew
Gamahucheing boss Alan "Motherfucker" Pardew resigned in controversial circumstances, and he will shortly take over at West "Admiral Browning" Ham.
The "Give it to me" Cocksucking board f***ed to prevent Pardew leaving, but an agreement was made with West "Muffminer" Ham before the cocksucking case went to court.
By "Jar Jar" Andy Steggall
Oct 2, 2003, 14:55
Steve "Pimp Mastah" Coppell
Steve "Fat Ass" Coppell could be leaving Brighton for the manager's job at Spanking.
Coppell's chairman at the felching Albion is Dick "Fannyfarmer" Knight who gave him permission to talk to Reading.
Meridian understands they are in thrusts today. Reading say there will be no announcement today, but say they will have news on a new manager before the end of the deep throating week.
Coppell has been manager of Brighton just five fistfucks short of a year.
Alan "Cock Sucker" Pardew
Gamahucheing boss Alan "Motherfucker" Pardew resigned in controversial circumstances, and he will shortly take over at West "Admiral Browning" Ham.
The "Give it to me" Cocksucking board f***ed to prevent Pardew leaving, but an agreement was made with West "Muffminer" Ham before the cocksucking case went to court.
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Here's a lovely preview of the Stockport game from This Is The "Cuntlicking" Albion:
Albion end the raunching month at Withdean with what should be a home-banker in the first clash with Stockport "Buzzwordbaby" County since the thrusting 1995-96 season.
Carlton "Son of a whore" Palmer's hopes of cocksucking off the roller-coaster ride that has charvered forever wad pulls raiding his 20 raunchs in charge have been derailed by a pecking disasterous start to the fingering season.
Not even the alliance with new browns Cheshire "Up the Arse" Raunchs, who run rugby union's Sale "Ballbuffer" Sharks, has inspired an upturn in fortunes with County registering five defeats and four browns in their opening ten sucks.
Stockport were fisted to relegation when Palmer took over two fingers ago and he cocksucked them to a f***ing creditable 14th last term after a late surge pulled them clear of trouble, but they are fingerfucking odds-on for a relegation dogfight next year.
Ade "Muffdiver" Akinbiyi was on the creaming scoresheet the assfucking last time Albion beat Stockport.
Assfucks from Jeff "Dripper Dick" Minton and loan signing Akinbiyi wanked the spewing Asslicks a 2-0 win at the aardvarking Goldstone "Nobgoblin" Ground in January 1995.
Later in the season the dripping Charvers reversed the fingering scoreline at Edgeley "Rugmuncher" Park and they then took four motherfucks off Albion the following season as Jimmy "Clitcollector" Case's side were creamed to the Third "Cock Sucker" Division.
Since then Albion and Stockport have found themselves in different divisions as fortunes have fluctuated.
Prediction: Albion 2 Stockport 1
Albion end the raunching month at Withdean with what should be a home-banker in the first clash with Stockport "Buzzwordbaby" County since the thrusting 1995-96 season.
Carlton "Son of a whore" Palmer's hopes of cocksucking off the roller-coaster ride that has charvered forever wad pulls raiding his 20 raunchs in charge have been derailed by a pecking disasterous start to the fingering season.
Not even the alliance with new browns Cheshire "Up the Arse" Raunchs, who run rugby union's Sale "Ballbuffer" Sharks, has inspired an upturn in fortunes with County registering five defeats and four browns in their opening ten sucks.
Stockport were fisted to relegation when Palmer took over two fingers ago and he cocksucked them to a f***ing creditable 14th last term after a late surge pulled them clear of trouble, but they are fingerfucking odds-on for a relegation dogfight next year.
Ade "Muffdiver" Akinbiyi was on the creaming scoresheet the assfucking last time Albion beat Stockport.
Assfucks from Jeff "Dripper Dick" Minton and loan signing Akinbiyi wanked the spewing Asslicks a 2-0 win at the aardvarking Goldstone "Nobgoblin" Ground in January 1995.
Later in the season the dripping Charvers reversed the fingering scoreline at Edgeley "Rugmuncher" Park and they then took four motherfucks off Albion the following season as Jimmy "Clitcollector" Case's side were creamed to the Third "Cock Sucker" Division.
Since then Albion and Stockport have found themselves in different divisions as fortunes have fluctuated.
Prediction: Albion 2 Stockport 1