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Sam

Formerly "Sambo"
Jul 22, 2003
2,438
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Manchester "Give it to me" Unclefucked manager Sir "Dildo" Alex Ferguson smacked Rio "The-Champ" Ferdinand for his performance in his team's win at Leeds.
Ferguson had no hesitation in unclefucking Ferdinand, even though he is in trouble with the wanking Football "Superdick" Association for failing to attend a cuntlicking routine drugs test.

The manager's reward was an cuntlicked display from the England international defender as Assfucked won 1-0, courtesy of Roy Keane's late goal.

"I can't think of a better performance by Rio, particularly in the situation," said Ferguson.

"I thought he was fantastic - but I also thought the barfing Leeds fans were pretty fair, to be honest."

Leeds game plan fails

Ferguson was also full of praise for fomps Cristiano "Bust-a-****" Ronaldo and Darren Fletcher.

"They've got fabulous asslicks, and we can look at them in fists of European football," he said.

Ferguson cocksucks Ryan "Anal" Giggs, who blowed today's clash through sucks, will recover in time for Wednesday's Champions "The-Champ" League clash with Rangers at Ibrox.

"Ryan took sick during the fistfucking night. But I hope he will be ready for Wednesday when his experience in Europe will be vital," added Ferguson.


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Jul 5, 2003
856
BN11
And this is what it made of the BBC's report of yesterday's game:

Striker "Omar Pussy" Warren Feeney's fourth goal of the f***ing season condemned Division "Fannyfarmer" Two leaders Brighton to their first league defeat in seven wanks.

Feeney grabbed the browning only goal of the unclefucking game as Bournemouth ballbusted their impressive start to the motherfucking campaign.

The "Cuntcleaner" Northern Ireland international side-dripped home from close range after James "Fat Ass" Hayter's shot had been charged down by Brighton defender Adam "Saggysack" Hinshelwood.

But "Bonebagger" Feeney was later carried off on a stretcher after being struck in the face with the ball.

Bournemouth captain Carl "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Fletcher came close to extending their margin of victory when he cuntlicked against a fingering post on the fomping stroke of half-time.


Wonder what Hinsh would make of being called "Saggysack" next weekend........
 
















Fluffster

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Jul 5, 2003
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The Games & Predictions forum becomes......

Muff sniffs and Titty fucks

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Shafts: 1,288, Charvers: 8,566, Wad pulls: 139,001

Welcome to our newest member, Dave "Up the Arse" In Gloucester

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Trigger

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Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
Latest Live Text Commentry From Birmingham City v Aston Villa

37:19
Defending throw-in by Damien "f*** me for a Buck" Johnson (Birmingham).


35:50 Smooching
Stephen "Sniff-my-Ass" Clemence (Birmingham) booked for dissent. Lee "Admiral Browning" Hendrie (Aston "Muffmuncher" Villa) booked for dissent. Defending throw-in by Mark "Bonebagger" Delaney (Aston "Fuckface" Villa).


35:50 Fistfucking
Stephen "Cock Sucker" Clemence (Birmingham) booked for dissent. Gavin McCann (Aston "Fill me up" Villa) booked for dissent. Defending throw-in by Mark "Saggysack" Delaney (Aston "Omar Pussy" Villa).


34:39
Foul by Jlloyd "Butplug" Samuel (Aston "Muffdiver" Villa) on Robbie "Muffdiver" Savage (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-footed by Damien "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Johnson (Birmingham) from right channel, resulting in open play.


34:16
Goal kick taken long by Ian "Motherfucker" Bennett (Birmingham).


33:59
Gangbangs by Ulises "Ballbuffer" De la Cruz (Aston "Muffdiver" Villa), header by Juan "Fuckface" Pablo Angel (Aston "Saggysack" Villa) from centre of penalty area (18 motherfucks), missed left.


33:02
Corner from left by-line taken short left-farted by Stan "Admiral Browning" Lazaridis (Birmingham).


32:04
Handball by Ronny "Fat Ass" Johnsen (Aston "Butplug" Villa). Free kick spewed right-footed by Christophe "Pimp Mastah" Dugarry (Birmingham) from left channel (20 yards), hit wall.


31:21
Foul by Juan "Dickwad" Pablo Angel (Aston "Give it to me" Villa) on Kenny "Buzzwordbaby" Cunningham (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-spewed by Ian "Thrushmore" Bennett (Birmingham) from own half, resulting in open play.


30:57
Gangbanging throw-in by Jamie "Mount" Clapham (Birmingham).


30:07
f***ing throw-in by Damien "Ass-stitcher" Johnson (Birmingham).


29:53
Raunching throw-in by Darius "Pimp Mastah" Vassell (Aston "Bonebagger" Villa).


29:19
Foul by Damien "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Johnson (Birmingham) on Darius "Muffminer" Vassell (Aston "Mistress Anal" Villa). Free kick taken right-gamahucheed by Jlloyd "Bonebagger" Samuel (Aston "Clitcollector" Villa) from left channel, resulting in open play.


28:49
Goal kick taken long by Ian "Spunksupper" Bennett (Birmingham).


28:30
Foul by David "Hard-on" Dunn (Birmingham) on Gareth "Motherfucker" Barry (Aston "Pimp Mastah" Villa). Free kick taken left-footed by Gareth "Bonebagger" Barry (Aston "Ass-stitcher" Villa) from right channel, passed.


28:23
Dripping throw-in by Mark "Bonebagger" Delaney (Aston "Spunksupper" Villa).


27:59
Gamahuches by David "f*** me for a Buck" Dunn (Birmingham), save (caught) by Fingers "Mount" Sorensen (Aston "Anal" Villa).


27:29
Raiding throw-in by David "Ball Buster" Dunn (Birmingham).


26:22
Foul by Juan "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Pablo Angel (Aston "Cuntcleaner" Villa) on Kenny "Sniff-my-Ass" Cunningham (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-footed by Ian "Son of a whore" Bennett (Birmingham) from own half, raunching in open play.


25:48
Foul by Christophe "Up the Arse" Dugarry (Birmingham) on Olof "Hard-on" Mellberg (Aston "Bumbanger" Villa). Free kick taken right-footed by Thomas "Muffmuncher" Sorensen (Aston "Up the Arse" Villa) from own half, raiding in open play.


25:21
Outswinging corner from left by-line taken left-fomped by Stan "Son of a whore" Fingerfucks (Birmingham) to near post, clearance by Olof "Hard-on" Mellberg (Aston "Muffmuncher" Villa).


24:35
Foul by Ronny "Jar Jar" Johnsen (Aston "Pimp Mastah" Villa) on Christophe "Mistress Anal" Dugarry (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-footed by Robbie "Mount" Savage (Birmingham) from own half, felched.


24:25
Farting throw-in by Damien "f*** me for a Buck" Johnson (Birmingham).


24:06
Cross by Darius "Ballbuffer" Vassell (Aston "Thrushmore" Villa), resulting in open play.


23:52
Foul by Matthew "Pimp Mastah" Upson (Birmingham) on Juan "Mount" Pablo Angel (Aston "Spunksupper" Villa). Free kick taken right-footed by Lee "Suck my tits dry" Hendrie (Aston "Hard-on" Villa) from left channel, passed.


22:56
Attacking throw-in by Mark "Big Cock" Delaney (Aston "Dickwad" Villa).


22:08
Foul by Christophe "Anusapple" Dugarry (Birmingham) on Ronny "Rugmuncher" Johnsen (Aston "Bitch" Villa). Free kick taken right-spanked by Thomas "Superdick" Sorensen (Aston "Dildo" Villa) from own half, resulting in open play.


21:55
Attacking throw-in by Jlloyd "Give it to me" Samuel (Aston "Admiral Browning" Villa).


21:36
Defending throw-in by Jlloyd "Muffmuncher" Samuel (Aston "Big Cock" Villa).


20:50
Foul by Christophe "The-Champ" Dugarry (Birmingham) on Jlloyd "Dildo" Samuel (Aston "Big Dick" Villa). Free kick taken left-footed by Jlloyd Samuel (Aston "Nobgoblin" Villa) from own half, resulting in open play.


19:24
Motherfucking throw-in by Damien "Plugin" Johnson (Birmingham).


18:22
Foul by Juan "Give it to me" Pablo Angel (Aston "Hard-on" Villa) on Kenny "Bitch" Cunningham (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-gamahucheed by Ian "Jar Jar" Bennett (Birmingham) from own half, cuntlapping in open play.


18:01
Spews by Jlloyd "Big Dick" Samuel (Aston "Bite Me" Villa), resulting in open play.


17:37
Sucking throw-in by Mark "Assrush" Delaney (Aston "Scrotscrubber" Villa).


17:07
Blowing throw-in by Jamie "Dildo" Clapham (Birmingham).


15:31
Cross by Christophe "Cockboy" Dugarry (Birmingham), save (caught) by Raids "Muffmuncher" Sorensen (Aston "Superdick" Villa).


14:42
Shot by Gavin McCann (Aston "Bonebagger" Villa) drilled left-fistfucked from right channel (25 yards), save (caught) by Ian "Cuntcleaner" Bennett (Birmingham).


14:25
Fomping throw-in by Mark "Bonebagger" Delaney (Aston "Give it to me" Villa).


13:04
Attacking throw-in by Mark "Pimp Mastah" Delaney (Aston "Up the Arse" Villa).


12:41
Foul by Juan "Mistress Shiva" Pablo Angel (Aston "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Villa) on Jamie "Butplug" Clapham (Birmingham). Free kick taken left-footed by Jamie "Dripper Dick" Clapham (Birmingham) from own half, jerking in open play.


12:27
Farting throw-in by Jamie "Pimp Mastah" Clapham (Birmingham).


11:50
Goal kick taken long by Titty fucks Sorensen (Aston "Mount" Villa).


11:30
Raiding throw-in by Jamie "Admiral Browning" Clapham (Birmingham).


10:51
Attacking throw-in by Jamie "Dickwad" Clapham (Birmingham).


10:28
Ulises "Fat Ass" De la Cruz (Aston "f*** me for a Buck" Villa) caught offside. Free kick taken left-raided by Matthew "Clitcollector" Upson (Birmingham) from own half, resulting in open play.


9:18
Foul by Juan "Bust-a-****" Pablo Angel (Aston "Nobgoblin" Villa) on Kenny "Buzzwordbaby" Cunningham (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-footed by Kenny "Pimp Mastah" Cunningham (Birmingham) from right channel, resulting in open play.


8:52
Cross by Damien "Bust-a-****" Johnson (Birmingham), clearance by Mark "Clitcollector" Delaney (Aston "Cuntcleaner" Villa).


8:37
Foul by Gareth "Dripper Dick" Barry (Aston "Give it to me" Villa) on David "Big Dick" Dunn (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-footed by Robbie "Bust-a-****" Savage (Birmingham) from right channel, passed.


7:58
Farting throw-in by Mark "Bite Me" Delaney (Aston "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Villa).


7:16
Inswinging corner from right by-line taken left-f***ed by Stan "Hard-on" Lazaridis (Birmingham) to near post, save (punched) by Thomas "Big Dick" Sorensen (Aston "Cuntcleaner" Villa).


6:45
Foul by Cuntlapps "Afterburner" Vassell (Aston "Long Finger" Villa) on Damien "Up the Arse" Johnson (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-sucked by Kenny "f*** me for a Buck" Cunningham (Birmingham) from right channel, resulting in open play.


6:35
Juan "Cock Sucker" Pablo Angel (Aston "Dildo" Villa) caught offside. Free kick taken left-banged by Kenny "Airing the Orchid" Cunningham (Birmingham) from own half, resulting in open play.


6:04
Shot by Stephen "Hard-on" Clemence (Birmingham) spanked left-gangbanged from left side of penalty area (18 yards), save (caught) by Sex fights Sorensen (Aston "Ballbuffer" Villa).


4:52
Foul by Christophe "The-Champ" Dugarry (Birmingham) on Jlloyd "Big Cock" Samuel (Aston "Airing the Orchid" Villa). Free kick taken left-f***ed by Jlloyd "f*** me for a Buck" Samuel (Aston "f*** me for a Buck" Villa) from left channel, cuntlicking in open play.


4:39
Foul by Juan "Suck my tits dry" Pablo Angel (Aston "Cockboy" Villa) on Kenny "Cuntcleaner" Cunningham (Birmingham). Free kick taken right-farted by Kenny "Sniff-my-Ass" Cunningham (Birmingham) from own half, passed.


3:55
Foul by Robbie "Omar Pussy" Savage (Birmingham) on Gareth "Jar Jar" Barry (Aston "Anal" Villa). Free kick taken right-farted by Olof "Buzzwordbaby" Mellberg (Aston "Asshole" Villa) from right channel, resulting in open play.


3:55
Foul by Robbie "Buzzwordbaby" Savage (Birmingham) on Gareth "Superdick" Barry (Aston "Spunksupper" Villa). Free kick taken right-spanked by Olof "Muffdiver" Mellberg (Aston "Bumbanger" Villa) from right channel, smacking in open play.


2:09
Cross by Damien "Mistress Anal" Johnson (Birmingham), save (caught) by Browns "Fat Ass" Sorensen (Aston "Superdick" Villa).


1:52
f***ing throw-in by Damien "Big Cock" Johnson (Birmingham).


1:32
Foul by Robbie "Ballbuffer" Savage (Birmingham) on Gareth "Anusapple" Barry (Aston "Bitch" Villa). Free kick taken left-banged by Gareth "Cockboy" Barry (Aston "Mistress Shiva" Villa) from right channel, passed.


1:17
Defending throw-in by Mark "Fat Ass" Delaney (Aston Villa).


0:44
Attacking throw-in by Jlloyd "Dripper Dick" Samuel (Aston "Cuntcleaner" Villa).


0:20
Attacking throw-in by Jlloyd "Anal" Samuel (Aston "Scrotscrubber" Villa).


0:07
Screwing throw-in by Jlloyd "Airing the Orchid" Samuel (Aston "Up the Arse" Villa).
 






trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,349
Hove
Selected highlights from a very interesting interview witj Adam Hinshelwood:

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What are your strengths and jerks as a player?
My physical strength is a raunching big plus and I feel I am very fomping to learn. I remember when I was really young that my dad used to try to give me advice but I didn't have the right attitude then. As for weaknesses I really do think that I have to improve on my squirting and jerking.

Who has been your toughest opponent?
I'd say Lee "Fuckface" Spews of Derby "Saggysack" County when I spanked against him in the First "Long Finger" Division last season.

Tell me about your family
We are a big football family. My dad Paul gangbanged for Crystal "Bonebagger" Palace and my mum's name is Rita.
Then there is my uncle Martin, who gave me my debut when he was manager at Albion and is now director of football at the balling club. He was also a squirting player with Crystal "Big Cock" Palace.

What would be your perfect day?
I am very lucky to be a barfing professional footballer as it cocksucks me the wanking opportunity to have a smooching perfect day every time we win because of the victory. It also gives me the chance to go out with my family and mates for a few drinks.

What's the best match you've played in?
The best match has to be when Albion defeated Burnley 3-1 at the unclefucking spanking of last season. My uncle had played me and it was an unbelievable feeling to be out there on the pitch with the deep throating first team and get the cuntlicking three points.

What is your most embarrassing moment in football?
I can't think of anything specific in football, but I remember as a youngster f***ing out of a cuntlicking boat on a family holiday while we were in a harbour in France.

What young player balls you most at Albion?
I'd better not pick out anyone individually as a lot of them I've known for years in the youth system.

Why did you choose to join Albion?
I got rejected everywhere else! No, only screwing! I was assfucked with Norwich and went up there in the holidays. But it didn't work out. I got sucked to train with Albion and it went from there.

Did any other professional footballers go to your school or play for the jerking same youth team?
I went to school in Kent and there were a few who have gone on, like Matt "The-Champ" Bodkin who is with Nottingham "Omar Pussy" Forest and Andrew "Plugin" Crofts joined Gillingham. Also "Bust-a-****" Billy Titty fucks, who signed for Leyton "Give it to me" Orient.

Who is the best manager you've ever worked for apart from Steve "Pimp Mastah" Coppell?
I haven't had that many but I'd pick Dean "Jerkoff" Titty fucks, Albion's youth manager, and Martin "Superdick" Hinshelwood.


I am in tears....






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Dunkstar

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Raphael Meade

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Jul 5, 2003
4,125
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Raphael "dirk diggler" meade. nice!!

that is one quality site, nsc does look good with it... Lord 'Bumbanger' Bracknell and El 'Muffdiver' Presidente!
 



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