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    Does anyone here use Pornalize? Great Fun is to be had:

    http://www.pornolize.com

    Try the BBC news website for a start:

    http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...%2F1%2Fhi.html

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    Quality! I pornalized my bank's website and got this on the homepage: "And by cocksucking your money could work even harder".

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    Manchester "Give it to me" Uncle****ed manager Sir "Dildo" Alex Ferguson smacked Rio "The-Champ" Ferdinand for his performance in his team's win at Leeds.
    Ferguson had no hesitation in uncle****ing Ferdinand, even though he is in trouble with the ******* Football "Superdick" Association for failing to attend a cuntlicking routine drugs test.

    The manager's reward was an cuntlicked display from the England international defender as Ass****ed won 1-0, courtesy of Roy Keane's late goal.

    "I can't think of a better performance by Rio, particularly in the situation," said Ferguson.

    "I thought he was fantastic - but I also thought the barfing Leeds fans were pretty fair, to be honest."

    Leeds game plan fails

    Ferguson was also full of praise for fomps Cristiano "Bust-a-****" Ronaldo and Darren Fletcher.

    "They've got fabulous asslicks, and we can look at them in fists of European football," he said.

    Ferguson cocksucks Ryan "Anal" Giggs, who blowed today's clash through sucks, will recover in time for Wednesday's Champions "The-Champ" League clash with Rangers at Ibrox.

    "Ryan took sick during the fist****ing night. But I hope he will be ready for Wednesday when his experience in Europe will be vital," added Ferguson.


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    And this is what it made of the BBC's report of yesterday's game:

    Striker "Omar Pussy" Warren Feeney's fourth goal of the ****ing season condemned Division "Fannyfarmer" Two leaders Brighton to their first league defeat in seven *****.

    Feeney grabbed the browning only goal of the uncle****ing game as Bournemouth ballbusted their impressive start to the mother****ing campaign.

    The "Cuntcleaner" Northern Ireland international side-dripped home from close range after James "Fat Ass" Hayter's shot had been charged down by Brighton defender Adam "Saggysack" Hinshelwood.

    But "Bonebagger" Feeney was later carried off on a stretcher after being struck in the face with the ball.

    Bournemouth captain Carl "AphroditesEvostick" Fletcher came close to extending their margin of victory when he cuntlicked against a fingering post on the fomping stroke of half-time.


    Wonder what Hinsh would make of being called "Saggysack" next weekend........

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    Quality! I prefer my companies website this way!

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    And NSC looks much better as well!

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