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Does anyone else have this fantastic swearing dictionary?

It includes classics, such as Aiplane Blonde, airplane skirt etc...

and this for the word triology:

Trilogy:

Also know as Brown Star Wars. A turd of epic proportions it has to be released in three instalments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost, but good overcomes evil and peace is restored to your gut.

 

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I used to have a copy somewhere - my particular favourites were Beaver Leaver and Todger dodger!

 

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Back on solids

Descriptive of a woman who has recently been eating from the hairy goblet, but is now back eating meat on the bone

 

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Fallen to the Bolsheviks : a woman who is on the 'blob' or 'has the decorators in.'

 

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Arse Wasps

a swarm of aggressive imaginary insects that sting your anus after a particularly hut curry

 

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The Mile Of Oaks

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Airplane blonde - A women with blonde hair but a black box.

Is great bedtime and toilet reading

 

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airplane skirt

a skirt with a slit up the back all the way to the cockpit

 

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Turtle Recall - A brief retraction of a turtles head on the way to the thunderbox

 

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BOBFOC

A woman who has a Body Of Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch