Tongue twisters

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Sompting, a small place in Lancing

• Sep 27, 2003

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On the way back from Chester today i was having a go at a few tongue twisters, and i am completely useless.
Is anyone any good at them, and does anyone have any good tongue twisters.

I'll start:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells

 

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Chertsey

• Sep 27, 2003

• #2

Red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry - etc
Red lolly yellow lolly etc

 

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• Sep 27, 2003

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Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

 

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Sister Suzie sewing shirts for salty sailors

Sheikh's sixth sheep is sick

 

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Unique New York

 

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• Sep 28, 2003

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uranus said:

On the way back from Chester today...

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What were you up to in Chester and where did you go and what did you do and what did you see?









I miss Chester.

 

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Sompting, a small place in Lancing

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Re: Re: Tongue twisters

Cheshire Dolphin said:

What were you up to in Chester and where did you go and what did you do and what did you see?









I miss Chester.

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Up for a couple of days, with my mum and dad, taking my sister back to uni. Saw the cathedral, town hall etc.
Do you know Brassey street?

We went to the bouverie pub, cheap food

 

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• Sep 28, 2003

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i slit the sheet
the sheet i slit
and on the slitted sheet i sit

 

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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits


Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

 

Tony Le Mesmer

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• Sep 28, 2003

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I'm not the Pheasant Plucker,
I'm the Pheasant Plucker's son,
I sit hear Plucking Pheasants
til the Pheasant Plucker comes

 

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One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

 

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I'm a pleasent peasent fucker


No that's not right

 

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• Feb 19, 2014

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Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt

 

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Betty bought some bitter butter that made her batter bitter ,
so Betty bought some better butter that made her batter better !!