old bha songs bout palace

in there croydon slums they looked in the dusbin for something to eat they found a dead cat and thought it was meat etc etc

I was under the impression that a dead cat would be meat! They may have thought it was a treat perhaps?

We hate Crystal Palace
We hate Palace too ( and Palace)
We hate Crystal Palace
But Palace we hate you

( alternative last line But Brighton we love you )

Everyone a winner!

you piss on the carpet and shit in the bath, you finger your gran and think it's a laugh, in your croydon slums!

From
The History Man's Site

193

Away in a manger
A crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE!
WE HATE PALACE!


(Sung to "Away in a manger". The ending can also be sung as "We hate Palace and we hate Palace ...".)



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194

Boxing day, la la la
Boxing day, la la la

(Sung to Crystal Palace fans to remind them of Boxing Day defeats, particularly that in 1979 which saw the first Albion win over Palace in 10 games. Also used generally on Boxing Day. Tune is "Banana Splits".)



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195

Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace
Can you hear us on the box?
Can you hear us on the box?

(Sung when Albion are on "Match of the Day" or similar, so now heard only on extremely rare occasions. Tune is "Cwm Rhondda".)



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196

Go left, go left (go left, go left)
Go left, right, left (go left, right, left)
Go left, go right, go pick up the sticks, go left, go right, go left (go left, go right, go pick up the sticks, go left, go right, go left)
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always tell us (people always tell us)
We are the famous (we are the famous)
The famous Brighton (the famous Brighton)
So f*** off Palace (so f*** off Palace)
Or you will die (or you will die)
You will die, you will die, you will die, you will die

(Solo and response chant to American military marching song. Anyone know the name?)



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197

Hark now hear
The Brighton sing
The Palace run away -- AGAIN!
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Boxing Day

(First sung at the Goldstone on Boxing Day 1979 when Albion beat Crystal Palace 3-0, the first win over the great rivals in 10 games, and sung ever since. AGAIN was added later. Tune is to "Mary's Boy Child".)



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198

Hello, hello
We are the Brighton boys
Hello, hello
We are the Brighton boys
And if you are a Palace fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Albion

(To the tune of "Marching Through Georgia".)



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199

He's only a poor little eagle
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more

(Refers to an eagle, the Crystal Palace equivalent of an Albion seagull. Sung to the tune of "The Sparrow".)



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200

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below!
Shit on, shit on
We'll shit on the bastards below, below
Shit on, shit on
We'll shit on the bastards below, below

(Selhurst Park is, of course, the home ground of Crystal Palace. To the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean".)



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203

I never felt more like singing the blues
When Brighton win and Palace lose
Oh Brighton
You've got me singing the blues

(Sung to "Singing the Blues".)



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204

I was walking down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
It was a Palace fan
So I kicked him in the goolies
And he lay down by my side
He was not dead
So I jumped on his head
And now he is
Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
I'm a Brighton boot boy and you can't catch me

(Sung in the late 1970s to the tune of "Laughing Gnome".)



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205

My old man said, "Be a Palace fan"
I said, "f*** off, bollocks, your a !!!!"
We took Selhurst in half a minute
We took Selhurst with the Palace in it
With bottles and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We taught the Palace bastards how to run
??

(This is the best-known version, sung to this day, but an older variation has been suggested below not relating to Crystal Palace. Tune is "Don't Dilly Dally On the Way". Help with the final words, please.)


My old man said, "Be a Brighton fan
And don't dilly dally on the way."
We took the Luton in half a minute
Went down to Pompey and walked right in it
With bottles, with hammers
With carving knives and spanners
We showed them Pompey bastards how to fight
So if you see us coming you'd better start running
'Cause we all follow the Albion



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206

One man went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
One man and his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst
[and so on until]

Ten men went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
Ten men and their petrol bombs
Went to burn down Selhurst

The Albion! [clap clap clap]
The Albion! [clap clap clap]


(Boring song to the tune of "One Man Went to Mow".)



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207

Palace?
Palace?
Who the f*** are Palace?

(Sung in 1996 to Roy "Chubby" Brown's version of "Living Next Door to Alice".)



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208

P - A - L - A - C - E
Stevie Coppell's got V.D.
With a knick knack paddy wack, give a dog a bone
Crystal Palace f*** off home.

(The first line is spelt out. Stevie Coppell was the long-time manager, although it was changed to Alan Smith when he was manager. Another variation is "H-O-R-T-O-N, Nobby Horton's back again", which was heard following former favourite Brian Horton's return as manager in 1998. Perhaps "O-R-I-E-N-T, Barry Hearn has got V.D. ..." may be more relevant in the 1990s. To the tune of "This Old Man (nick nack paddy wack)".)



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209

Stevie Coppell's illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it
He's a Palace bastard!

(Steve Coppell was Palace manager for many years. Tune is "Poor Old Michael Finnigan".)



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210

Their turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory
Their turning Selhurst park into a public lavatory
Their turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory
And we all piss up the walls ha ha ha

(Anyone know this one?)



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212

We hate Crystal Palace
We hate Palace too
We hate Crystal Palace
But Brighton we love you

(Variation on traditional "We Hate Nottingham Forest ...". Sung to "Land of Hope and Glory".)



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213

We hate Palace!
We hate Palace!

(Chanted ad infinitum)



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214

We hate Palace and we hate Palace
We hate Palace and we hate Palace
We hate Palace and we hate Palace
We are the Palace haters!

(Very occasionally applied to other clubs or individuals. Tune is "The Tennessee Wig Walk".)



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215

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mummy
What should I be?
Should I be Brighton?
Should I be Palace?
Here's what she said to me
"Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Palace scum
Shoot the Palace scum

(To the tune of "Que sera, sera".)



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Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're so f***ing thick
In your Croydon slums.....

when i was a little little boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
2 palarse fans hanging on a string
she told me to kick there f***ing heads in
(copyright burrell boys haywards heath)


have you seen the muppet show
its on a selhurst park you know


when i was just a little boy
,i asked my mother what should i be
should i be palarse should i be brighton
hear what she said to me
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON
AND GO GET YOUR FATHERS GUN
GO SHOOT THE PALARSE SCUM
SHOOT THE PALARSE SCUM
this is what she said to me

Sea-gulls! Sea-gulls!

(when the scum sung eagles and we were "The Dolphins")

Happy days.....

You just dont hear enough of 'My old Man' these days.

Rougvie said:

You just dont hear enough of 'My old Man' these days.

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My old man's palace fan
He wears a palace hat
and when he wears it back to front
he looks a ******* Pratt!!

this deserves a bump,

to warm up the vocal chords by practicing a few old classico's or maybe add a few new renditions to our 27th September vocal extravaganza

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Palace on the run,
But the joy didn't last cos the bastards ran too fast...

have you ever seen a seagull f*** a eagle
have you ever seen a seagull f*** a eagle
have you ever seen a seagull ever seen a seagull ever seen a seagull f*** a eagle



If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on the b*stards below, below

Shit on, shit on, shit on the b*stards
below, below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the b*stards
below

we had joy we had fun,we had palace on the run,but the fun didn't last cause the palace ran too fast

Tiptoe, through the north stand, take
your boots off, get your head kicked in,
so tiptoe, through the north stand with
me.

Oh, the lads,
They should have seen us coming,
Everywhere was Blue 'n White,
And everyone was running.
All the lads and lasses,
All with smiling faces.
Coming down Old Shoreham Road,
To see the Brighton Aces.

AMEXican Wave said:

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Palace on the run,
But the joy didn't last cos the bastards ran too fast...

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To their stolen range rovers.

"Administrations and Liquidations - I want the world to know how shit Palace can be "

sung to that lovely old Eurovision tune - Congratulations by Cliff Richard.

I love them all!!!!

what about the old chestnut........... go get your fathers gun and shoot the Palace scum ?