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Brovion · Jan 9, 2019

A software developer walked into a bar, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

MattBackHome · Jan 9, 2019

Didn't he have any money on him?

Tim Over Whelmed · Jan 9, 2019

Did he not know anyone else, could they not have purchased him a drink or could he ask for a tab?

Did he have a bank card or had he forgotten his code

Hampden Park · Jan 9, 2019

If my memory serves me right, didn't he tell the bar person to RAM it.

LlcoolJ · Jan 9, 2019

Nearly everywhere takes card / phone payments now. What kind of shithole bar was he in?

Jesus Gul · Jan 9, 2019

Barman asks ‘why such the long running script?’

Stumpy Tim · Jan 9, 2019

Tim Over Whelmed said:
Did he not know anyone else, could they not have purchased him a drink or could he ask for a tab?

Did he have a bank card or had he forgotten his code

Surely contactless would have worked for a beer?

I give this joke a C++

Is it PotG? · Jan 9, 2019

So why did he walk into the bar in the first place if he was potless? To meet someone? We need more detail.

GT49er · Jan 9, 2019

Hmmm ............. that went well ...........

Jack Straw · Jan 9, 2019

Brovion said:
A software developer walked into a bar, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

You've spelled cash wrong.

Goldstone1976 · Jan 9, 2019

Jack Straw said:
You've spelled cash wrong.

No. You’ve missed the pun, I’m afraid. Cache sounds like cash, but instead of being a physical monetary instrument used for bartering, it’s a software term meaning ...err...something else. You see your error now? Line 2310, I think you’ll find.

SweatyMexican · Jan 9, 2019

He should probably watch where he's walking, he might hurt himself next time.

Jack Straw · Jan 9, 2019

Goldstone1976 said:
No. You’ve missed the pun, I’m afraid. Cache sounds like cash, but instead of being a physical monetary instrument used for bartering, it’s a software term meaning ...err...something else. You see your error now? Line 2310, I think you’ll find.

Thanks, I think I understand. However, I think this works better;
A software developer walked into a bear, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

schmunk · Jan 9, 2019

Jack Straw said:
Thanks, I think I understand. However, I think this works better;
A software developer walked into a bear, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

I can't bare this silliness.

Brovion · Jan 9, 2019

MattBackHome said:
Didn't he have any money on him?

No. He'd spent it going to see the latest blockbuster film specially aimed at software developers: 'JSON and the Arguments'

drew · Jan 9, 2019

Will software developers be out of work when we become a cacheless society?

Jack Straw · Jan 9, 2019

schmunk said:
I can't bare this silliness.

You're the polar opposite of me.

GOM · Jan 9, 2019

Jack Straw said:
You're the polar opposite of me.

I like chocolate covered biscuits

father_and_son · Jan 9, 2019

A socially awkward, friendless, nerdy software developer didn't walk into a bar because that would require social confidence - he stayed at home and played on his XBox instead.

PILTDOWN MAN · Jan 9, 2019

Perhaps he needed to turn it off and on again

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