Overheard by a grumpy punter* at Gatwick. Harsh? Or accurate?
* who I presume isn’t a speedy boarder.
* who I presume isn’t a speedy boarder.
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[Travel] “Speedy boarders; also known as tossers”
- Thread starter Herr Tubthumper
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Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
A comment made as a result of jealousy, probably.
Most 'speedy boarders' are regular and seasoned travellers. Regular and seasoned travellers on the whole no longer enjoy travel. As a result, they usually look miserable and negative.
Miserable and negative looking people never attract positive comments!
That's my take on it.
Most 'speedy boarders' are regular and seasoned travellers. Regular and seasoned travellers on the whole no longer enjoy travel. As a result, they usually look miserable and negative.
Miserable and negative looking people never attract positive comments!
That's my take on it.
Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
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the speedy boarder dash to be FIRST to the boarding gate , good viewing always worth a chuckle
regards
DR
regards
DR
I don't do it but travelling back and forward to Tenerife I should do. Unfortunately Easyjet are too slack on monitoring hand baggage so by the time us cheapo's get on there's often no space left for hand baggage resulting in the need to put in hold.
Pi$$es me off ... knowing a whole bunch of those who ram the overhead bins also have bags checked in
Pi$$es me off ... knowing a whole bunch of those who ram the overhead bins also have bags checked in
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
I just don’t get it, idiots don’t realise the plane is going nowhere until everyone is on !
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Extra leg room, and able to sit together.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
That’s not true is it ? You can already pre book your seats with easy jet, isn’t this different to speedy boarding ?
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Only used Easy Jet once. Priority passengers first through gate and on to transfer coach where they all stood in the doorway blocking access to others. Hilarious
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Live and let live.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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I love the Easyjet punters queueing at the gate before their plane's even landed. And all so they can stow their industrial size 'cabin baggage' in the overhead locker.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Gotta love Easyjet though. I just booked flights to the Arctic for less than £50 return. Madness! 
arewethereyet?
Well-known member
Not so, idiots that are late to the gate most definitely do not get on.
Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
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what about the "idiots "that are already sitting there but aren't speedy boarders
regards
DR
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
Booking extra legroom gets you speedy boarding by default. It also means you can get you bag in the overhead locker.
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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Chap got refused at Heraklion last year for oversize cabin luggage STILL ARGUING WITH STAFF AND THREATEND WITH GREEK POLICE INTERVENTION …………….. missed his flight
regards
DR
Pretty pink fairy
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Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Not true with Easyjet anymore though, For a few years now everybody has the chance to reserve a specific seat when they book their flights at no extra cost. For that reason paying for Speedy Boarding too, seems pretty pointless to me, as everyone has a specific reserved seat anyway.
The only exception to this, as someone else pointed out, is if they want to be 100% sure of being able to find space for their hand baggage in the cabin, as on very busy flights they sometimes have to be fitted into the hold.
Deadly Danson
Well-known member
Always have speedy boarding. Ridiculously long legs mean I need an exit seat so it comes by default (after paying a fair bit extra for the exit seats by the way). And because I have an exit seat any bags need to go in the overhead locker so I get on nice and early so I can pop it in right by my seat and relax watching everyone else trying to find a spot for their cases. I may also be a tosser but the two aren't necessarily linked!
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Not so sure about that. Certainly wasn't the case when I reserved a couple of seats this morning. OK, only cost a couple of quid per seat but certainly wasn't free.
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
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Mine too. And I quite like someone who’s prepared to subsidise my travel!